Musical Nightmares.

**Ricardo_Mata** · July 3rd, 2002, 06:31 AM

Hi everybody! I was reading the messages under the topic "Worst Motown" and I thought of this idea. How about singers/groups that could give you nightmares?

Here is one: Imagine Bruce Willis, Don Johnson (from "Miami Vice"), Patrick Swayze ("Dirty Dancing" I'm not sure about the spelling,) Eddie Murphy, and Toni Basil singing "Barbie Girl." Scary, isn't it?

**Blaxman** · July 3rd, 2002, 06:35 AM

On 2002-07-03 07:31, Ricardo_Mata wrote:

Here is one: Imagine Bruce Willis, Don Johnson (from "Miami Vice"), Patrick Swayze ("Dirty Dancing" I'm not sure about the spelling,) Eddie Murphy, and Toni Basil singing "Barbie Girl." Scary, isn't it?

Good God, Ricardo!!!

Dont listen it with the lights off!!!!! :lol:

Peace.......and argh!!!!

**BrunoRepublic** · July 3rd, 2002, 08:16 AM

Lessee...

"Denyse LePage performs the greatest hits of Mariah Carey -- Acapella"

"Michael Bolton and Kenny G play the hits of Lionel Ritchie"

"Eminem and The Spice Girls tribute to the Sex Pistols"

"Britney Spears sings Minnie Riperton's 'Lovin’ You'"

"Tom Petty sings 20 Québécois country tunes"

"Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis remix Alec R Costandinos -- circa 1988, at the height of the 'painfully bright 80s digital production' era"

"Dudley Moore & Cleo Laine", getting drunk in a studio and just doing whatever comes to mind -- oh wait, that one's real!

**Blaxman** · July 3rd, 2002, 08:31 AM

Graham, what horror show you have in this post!!!! Geez!!! :lol:

After hear something like those "gems", the suicide is a must!! :lol:

Oh, no CRAPTONITE........argh!!! :roll:

**Ricardo_Mata** · July 3rd, 2002, 08:34 AM

Ok, here is another one: Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" sung by Celine Dion, Cindy Lauper, Britney Spears, and Courtney Love (I think that is her name, isn't it. The widow of Nirvana's lead singer.)

**Blaxman** · July 3rd, 2002, 08:50 AM

Friends, I just realize!!

Crappy music rules the world!

At least we can have fun. Destroying it in this kind of posts! :lol:

Peace, and firing at will!!!! :grin:

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**markydefad** · July 3rd, 2002, 12:57 PM

What about Denyse LePage's cover of "Ring My Bell" with a special guest rap by Ol Dirty Bastard? ("Yo, betta rang my bell you screechy bitch, or I be sellin yo ass to Richie Rich")

Hey, I'm a rap writer!!! Who knew?

Oh, and I dedicate this project to Fantomas. :lol:

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**Robbie** · July 3rd, 2002, 02:28 PM

I'd say...

'N SYNC doing "Stayin' Alive" and "Night Fever", plus "Tragedy".

MACY GRAY doing a Carpenters tribute album.

**nrgbeat** · July 3rd, 2002, 02:50 PM

How about Rod Stewart doing a cover of Sylvester's "You Make Me Feel Mighty Real"?

or Paul Parker and Boy George doing a duet of "Don't Push It, Don't Force It"?

**markydefad** · July 3rd, 2002, 03:52 PM

George Michael covering Grace Jones's "On Your Knees"?

Recorded in the Will Rogers Park mensroom with the Cop from the Village People providing "back-up"? Hmmm?

:lol:

**nonkel808** · July 3rd, 2002, 04:04 PM

MARILYN MANSON covering Donna Summers I FEEL LOVE

accompagnied by a dark and bloodtrenched videoclip of Marilyn singing whilst being hung on chains attached to his penispiercing! YUK!

**nrgbeat** · July 3rd, 2002, 04:43 PM

Rosie O' Donnell, Melissa Etheridge, K.D. Lang and Ellen De Generes doing a medley of "I'm A Man/Lick It"

"Lick It" was originally done by Roula for those who didn't know.

**nrgbeat** · July 3rd, 2002, 05:01 PM

This is a bit of a stretch but how about O.J. Simpson and Robert Blake doing a medley of Lime's "Guilty" and Roberta Flacks "Killing Me Softly"

**Nano** · July 3rd, 2002, 05:33 PM

The worst nightmare I really saw. It was the Bee Gees live a few years ago, with Barry tryin' to reach all those falsetto notes.
It was TERRIBLE!!!

**Robbie** · July 3rd, 2002, 06:25 PM

Here's some more...

ALANIS MORRISETTE singing a remake of Celi Bee's "Superman".

MELISSA ETHERIDGE singing Village People's "Fire Island".

**nrgbeat** · July 3rd, 2002, 06:39 PM

Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton singing a duet of "Have A Cigar"

**Robbie** · July 3rd, 2002, 06:47 PM

Lady Elton John, George Michael, and Michael Stipe collaborating on a medley of "I Need A Man/Where Is My Man/Manhunt/So Many Men (So Little Time)

**Funky Dude** · July 3rd, 2002, 08:07 PM

Here's a nightmare that really happened a few years ago for me. I was watching the end of some Pepsi chart or some (music for the teens) show (I don't know why) and guess what I saw, Human Nature (Australian boy band) doing a wussy lollipop cover version of Brothers Johnson's "Stomp" and they even used similar blur video effects like they used in the Brothers Johnson's clip. I HATE BOY BANDS RRRRRRRROOOAAAAARRRRRR!!!!! They totally flushed the song down the dunny with their awful Backstreet Boys/NSYNC like voices.

Also another nightmare come true was a few years earlier another Australian boy band called CDB did a cover version of Earth Wind & Fire's "Let's Groove". They had awful wussy boy band voices when they sing and the video clip sucked smelly footy socks because it looked very boring. Earth Wind & Fire's version is by far the best and the video clip is fantastic.

Another nightmare which came true is Cake doing a cover version of Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive" and instead it was a bloke singing it with a really awful deep voice and in the video clip he was driving a weird looking one man truck. I reckon the "I Will Survive" haters will hate this version more than Gloria Gaynor's.

Anyhow here's some nightmares that haven't came true yet but if they do I'll choke:

Lee Kernigan singing "Oh My Darlin'"

Michael Bolten singing Gary Moore's "Still Got The Blues For You"

Aqua's Aquarium singing Anita Ward's "Ring My Bell"

Prince having cream on his bare body and some girl licking it off while he sings "Cream" YUCK!!!!!

Any man singing Minnie Riperton's "Loving You". I swear everytime I heard a bloke singing that song they sounded awful especially when Cruel Sea sung it, the bloke from Cruel Sea sounded like Scooby Doo when singing "Loving You". And on South Park when some blonde haired bloke was trying to hit the high notes ARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

Chris Jericho from WWE wrestling singing "Just A Gigolo" while wearing an Uncle Sam outfit and big black sunglasses.

Eminem singing Sugarhill Gang's "Rapper's Delight".

Eminem and Vanilla Ice teaming up and singing "Ice Ice Baby".

Slipknot doing a death metal version of Love & Kisses "I Found Love".

And there's more to come.

**markydefad** · July 3rd, 2002, 08:22 PM

On 2002-07-03 13:57, markydefad wrote:
What about Denyse LePage's cover of "Ring My Bell" with a special guest rap by Ol Dirty Bastard? ("Yo, betta rang my bell you screechy bitch, or I be sellin yo ass to Richie Rich")

Hey, I'm a rap writer!!! Who knew?

Oh, and I dedicate this project to Fantomas. :lol:

Additonal Info:

Puff Daddy/P. Diddy ("He Invented The Remix", you know) produces poorly (how else, you ask?)
& Danny Tegaglia Remixes the 13 minute Tribal Version. (Several teens & 14 dogs in the vicinity go deaf (1 blinded also) when this version is spun at a RAVE in Elizabeth, New Jersey. (Home of Fantomas & pollution, in that order). :lol:

The U.S. government bans the record. Then stockpiles all the copies for use in torturing Al Queda prisoners of war. Osama surrenders the next day.

Denyse LePage is given the Congressional medal Of Honor and promises NEVER to record again. ODB is given all the Crack he can smoke and immunity from prosecution. P. Diddy is given a sitcom on UPN costarring Robin Givens. And Danny Teneglia is allowed to destroy as many records as he wants by remixing all melody, lyrics, & hooks out of the record, til there's NOTHING but that TRIBAL BEAT.

OK, that's the end of my flight of fantasy. :lol:

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**Funky Dude** · July 4th, 2002, 03:46 AM

Here are some more nightmares:

Aqua's Aquarium singing Cyndi Lauper's "All Girls Just Wanna Have Fun".

Aqua's Aquarium singing the Rojer Ramjet theme song.

Leonardo De Caprio singing boy band love songs.

Vince McMahon (owner of WWE Wrestling Federation) singing Denis Leary's "I'm An *******" :lol: :lol: :lol: .

Lee Kernigan, Slim Dusty, Chris Isaac, Kenny Rogers and Glen Campbell singing all the country songs under the sun live on TV from "I Like To Have A Beer With Duncan" by Slim Dusty to kids nursery rhyme country songs such as "She'll Be Coming Around The Mountain When She Comes" YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!!! [WHIPCRACK!!!]

Neil Diamond singing "Song Sung Blue". Whoops that's already been done 30 years ago :lol: .

Johnny Howard (Australia's Prime Minister) and Pauline Hanson (Australia's one nation campaigner) duetting together singing R & J Stone's "We Do It" YUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!

Both George Bush's singing "Father & Son" by Cat Stevens.

Marylin Manson dressed as Marylin Munroe singing Donna Summer's "Spring Affair". I'll blow chunks if I ever see this happen.

Hampster Dance becoming number one on the world pop music charts.

Backstreet Boys/NSYNC doing a boy band versions of Sun's "Sun Is Here" and Bell & James "Livin' It Up Friday Night".

Opera singer Pavirotti singing the theme from "The Sound Of Music" movie. That would shatter a LOT of windows.

Slipknot doing death metal cover versions of AC/DC's greatest hits.

Beavis & Butthead singing Sir Mix A Lot's "Baby Got Back".

Michael Bolten singing The Rightious Brothers "Unchained Melody".

Eminem doing a rap cover version of Commodores funky hit "Slippery When Wet".

**nrgbeat** · July 4th, 2002, 05:28 AM

Here's two more:

How about Lyle Lovett and Ozzy Osbourne doing Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy"?

George Michael, Elton John, Johnny Mathis, Richard Simmons and Rupaul doing Paul Parker's "Pushin' Too Hard" (The Enema Mix).

**Blaxman** · July 4th, 2002, 07:12 AM

Ok, looking at the previous posts I could see that all those nightmares are not real, thank God!!
But, the worst (and REAL) nightmare ever is:

- CELINE DION singing CELINE DION's songs!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:

- Kenny G playing any song!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
Thinking well, Kenny G "playing" the horn of his car should be awful too! :lol:

Peace. :cry: :cry: :cry:

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**Robbie** · July 4th, 2002, 09:01 AM

How 'bout...

k.d. LANG singing Hazell Dean's "Searchin' (Gotta Find A Man)"

STEVIE WONDER singing the following tunes:
1. "I Can See Clearly Now"
2. "The Night Has A Thousand Eyes"
3. "Lost In Your Eyes"
4. "Sexy Eyes"
5. "The Way You Look Tonight"
6. "Hey, Look Me Over"
7. "Can't You See?"

OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN singing Vanity 6's "Nasty Girl"

RU PAUL singing Wham's "I'm Your Man" (he actually did that on his VH-1 talk show years back) and Rick Astley's "It Would Take A Strong, Strong Man"

GEORGE MICHAEL, RICHARD SIMMONS, ELTON JOHN, and RU PAUL collaborating on a medley of "Do The Push And Pull/(Push Push)In The Bush" (Soap On The Bathroom Floor Mix)

**Jeff H** · July 4th, 2002, 09:53 AM

Anything by Eminem, Nelly, Snoop Dogg, P. Dopey, Ja Rule, J. Lo...

Oh, wait: This thread is about MUSICAL nightmares. And none of that is what I consider music.

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**Funky Dude** · July 5th, 2002, 11:26 AM

Here are some more nightmares:

Richie Benaud (Australia's most boring cricket commutator) singing Neil Diamond's "Song Sung Blue". When you add boring to boring you get **** boring :lol: :lol: :lol: .

Billy & Chuck from WWE wrestling joining a boy band.

The bloke on Conan O'Brien with the big ears who sells haemorrhoid cream singing the Monkey's theme song "Hey hey we're the monkeys".

Spice Girls singing B52's "Love Shack.

Bill Clinton singing Commodores "Young Girls Are My Weakness" :lol: :lol: :lol: .