On 2001-11-17 09:04, JussiK wrote:
Kylie an overaged pop pricess? YES, OVERAGED AND UNTALENTED AT THAT... Kylie got silicon implants? CHECK OUT KYLIE IN EARLY 'NEIGHBOURS' EPISODES AND TODAY... Kylie anything less than transcendentally fabulous? SHE IS A MANUFACTURED WANNA BE, AND ONLY REMAINS IN THE SPOTLIGHT DUE TO MIDDLE AGED PRODUCERS AND RECORD BOSSES WHO, I PRESUME, GET OFF ON HER. Kylie a great vocal talent? I DO APPRECIATE YOUR SENSE OF SARCASM HERE (THANK GOD, I THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING SERIOUS...)
The Queen has got to have style, legs, Disco pizazz. LAST TIME I CHECKED, JOCELYN HAD TWO VERY STRONG (PERHAPS PROMINENT IS A BETTER WORD...) LEGS, TONS OF STYLE (AND I MEAN TONS...) AND A PIZZAZZ THAT WOULD SQUASH KYLIE'S UNNATURALLY BALANCED FRAME IN AN INSTANT. Obviously some of you folks have not actually seen Kylie's video CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD. I HAVE SEEN IT, "SNORE"!. Marvel at teh costumes. Check the sports car. Groove to the moves. NONE OF THE CRITERIA YOU GIVE HERE ARE OF KYLIE'S DOING. PRODUCERS, DIRECTORS, PROP MASTERS... THE ONE TALENT THAT MISS MINOGUE HAS IS THAT SHE IS A GOOD STUDENT. SHE OBVIOUSLY CAN MEMORIZE A FEW DANCE STEPS AND FOLLOW DIRECTIONS. IF IT WEREN'T FOR DIRECTIONS SHE WOULD PROBABLY JUST BE STANDING THERE... WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO TELL HER WHAT TO DO. BARBIE HAS MORE INTELLIGENCE THAN KYLIE...
And who's the New Disco king, then? Easy. That's Jamiroquai. He says his music pays hommage to classic disco and indeed it's all there in FUNK ODYSSEY. Or...could the King be Bob Sinclair...?
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