Tom Cruise In LOVE!!!!

**markydefad** · May 22nd, 2005, 03:32 PM

Tomorrow on Oprah, Tom Cruise gets all giddy and admits his "LOVE" for Miss Katie Holmes. Katie previously dated & was engaged to Chris Klein ("Election")...but I heard someone on TV say she is still a "virgin" at 25 or 26!!!! Can this be? :-? :-? :-?

It's certainly "perfect" for Tiny Tom. :P

Could the fact that he's got a new movie comin' out have anything to do with wantin' to get a "romance" heatin' up the tabloids again? :roll:

Jimmy Kimmel announced this love story the other night and then cheekily added that "Siegfried is now dating Anna Paquin!!!!!!!" :P :P :P :P :P

That's Siegfried Of "& Roy" fame..........(I hates ta have ta splain em...but I figured someone wouldn't "get" it.) :P

**SandraDee** · May 22nd, 2005, 04:09 PM

Oh I love these 'hetero' romances. They make me go all gooey! Remember when the press constantly reported George Michael dating Pat Fernandez, Brooke Shields, June Montana etc.etc. He's such a lady's man. :-?

**nrgbeat** · May 23rd, 2005, 10:55 AM

Tom keeps dating younger women. I wonder who he'll date next?
Dakota Fanning perhaps?

I always thought Siegfried had something going with Montecore.

**markydefad** · May 23rd, 2005, 12:28 PM

That was another part of the angle...someone mentioned that Tom needed to reinforce his "STAR STATUS' with the younger folk..the group that was weaned on "Dawson's Creek" crowd ...so he picked a young un to play the role of his new "love."

Now who knows....but isn't it odd??? :-?

She's very adorable and in the waitin' for the big breakthrough role stage (hookin' up with Tommy didn't exactly hurt Nicole or Peneolpe's careers did it?)...I must see Tom give The Greatest Performance Of His Life" today on Oprah!!!!
:D :D :D :D

Bottomline:
She gives him youth-appeal; he gives her A-list access. And that's showbiz, kid.

**paul** · May 23rd, 2005, 04:46 PM

By the way Marky, I much should I read into you "Tiny Tom" comment?

**Videoskooter** · May 24th, 2005, 01:52 PM

Apparantly he told Oprah that since he is dating Katie he lost his cool end became a softie :o

BTW did La Winfrey gave him a car???

**markydefad** · May 24th, 2005, 02:21 PM

Well, I fell asleep before it was over...I had to watch the late broadcast after Jimmy Kimmel (starts @ 1:05am) :(

Tom acted giddy and silly and boyish and silly and giddy and...

the audience of adoring Oprah audience women (akin to teenagers at the Beatles' first perfomance in the Ed Sullivan theater in 1964)....ate it up. :oops:

Oprah asked a question about how he and Miss Katie met....Tom started laughing hysterically and then got his composure under control and started to speak and then started laughing uncontrollably and then started to speak and then started laughing and...

get the picture? :o

Say yes we see. :P

Oprah says "I know you're a very private person and you're editing in your mind (during the laughing fits) what to say and what not to say"....

and Tom jumps up and strikes victory poses and ....

then I musta fell asleep. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

That guy is hiding something...I just feel it in my bones. But he does look good........over 40 and looking fit and trim and very boyish and firmly intending to stay at the top of the Hollywood heap forever. He has definitely signed some pact with some devil somewhere....Scientology has made him--for life it appears.

**buckaroo** · May 25th, 2005, 03:29 PM

Brothers and sisters. You are gathered here today, so Buckaroo can tell ya, it ain't gonna last. :roll:

Over here in the UK, we get the dire Entertainment Tonight, which showed clips...of Mr Cruise's jumps for joy...And, I'm not falling for it either...Just like you guys.

**SandraDee** · May 25th, 2005, 05:37 PM

He's as gay as a daffodil. :-?

**markydefad** · May 26th, 2005, 06:26 PM

Delighted to see that the snarky Radar Magazine is relaunching.

On their homepage, a survey to vote for which was the most convincing Tom Cruise performance....

A) Magnolia

B) Oprah's show :x

Magnolia is winning by 67%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :lol: :P :lol:

**Videoskooter** · June 10th, 2005, 10:50 PM

And that naughty Katie has confessed that her so called relationship with Tommy was a fake, a fraud, a set-up! They both saw as good publicity for new pics.

Hoorray for Hollywood, where the hills are alive with the sound of Discomusic.

**buckaroo** · June 11th, 2005, 04:37 PM

:lol:
She's done the decent thing then.

**markydefad** · June 11th, 2005, 04:50 PM

Au contraire!!!! This week Miss Katie told Dave Letterman that "Tom is her man" and that they are madly in LOVE. :roll:

Entertainment Weekly posted a poll this week and said that approx. 63% of Americans polled think this is an act.

And a large percentage (was it around 45%?;don't have the mag with me) said this ACT turned them off and they would not be going to Tom's new movie!!! Now the movie is "War Of The Worlds" directed by Steven Spielberg--so I don't think that movie is doomed. We shall see. :-?

It's just odd when a STAR with a notorious no-privacy invading persona and a CLENCHED TIGHT CONTROL FREAK reputation is suddenly appearing everywhere and acting all giddy and teenager in love silly....isn't it? :P

**nrgbeat** · June 13th, 2005, 05:29 AM

I give it a year about as long as I give Paris and Paris.

I read somewhere (on this board??) that if you are on a movie set with Mr. Cruise you are not allowed to make eye contact with him.
Anybody heard this?

**Videoskooter** · June 13th, 2005, 02:45 PM

They broke up, that's what the press over here was saying but...now they are reporting that she has embraced Scientology to have an even more spiritual bond with da Cruise. So they must be still together...I guess.

**Nano** · June 16th, 2005, 12:42 PM

Last News: Mr. Cruz has named a Scientology "escort" to Ms. Homes, to check she doesn't make too much promotion work these Batman days. This could affect her mental health, apparently. :roll:

**Videoskooter** · June 17th, 2005, 03:36 PM

Last news: last night Cruise asked Holmes to marry him. He proposed under the Parisian Eiffeltower. Holmes who is now an official Scientology member, apparantly said: "Tom, I doooooo :cry: "

Batman Begins! Soon!

**discodevil** · June 20th, 2005, 06:39 AM

Its such a sick form of prostitution the whole star promotion hook up with the next young hot actor or actress thing!
Should have seen him on 60minutes Australia so fake and If the interviewer dare ask something private! he went off. But not with Oprah so far up her arse he should built an apartment there! I don't think he is gay just maybe very strange sexually! In a scientific way that is!

**markydefad** · June 24th, 2005, 05:06 PM

It just keeps gettin' better. :D Now the buzz is that Tom and his minions drew up a list of eligible young things in Hollywood who could play the role of his new "love interest." (Wonder if Debbie Rowe was on the list???! :P Supposedly #1 on the list was Kate Bosworth; Scarlett Johanson was also on the list. Miss Scarlett freaked after meeting Tom at the Scientology headquarters and promptly bolted out of his next film "Mission Impossible III." Miss Katie was approx. around #4 on the list; Miss Katie is a "virgin" and apparently will remain that way if the "monklike" (according to first wife Mimi Rogers) Tom marries her. :P

Tom has definitley "jumped the shark" as they say. America seems to want to seem him knocked off his throne as "king of the world"--just like they did with J-LOW. So much gossip and snickering in the mainstream press!!!! I'm kvelling with snarky pride!!!! But, damn he doesn't still look like he's in his late Twenties. Scientology has got the goods on him for sure and is keeping him eternally youthful at 42 years old. 8)

**SandraDee** · June 24th, 2005, 05:13 PM

I'm 40 & everyone tells me I look 25! :o (that's after I slip 'em 10 quid :lol: )

**dfc99bb** · June 24th, 2005, 05:46 PM

Tom Cruise + Katie Homes = Slow News Week. Who really cares?

**markydefad** · June 24th, 2005, 05:53 PM

Hey, the runaway bride is still in primetime!!! (how many months has that been going on?) :roll: That misssing chick in Aruba is top priority. Missing white women and lost cub scouts rule the network news!!! :roll:

We want the human interest story!!! **** the war, health care, education....we are a nation of idiots. :evil: :evil: :evil:

**dfc99bb** · June 24th, 2005, 07:15 PM

Originally Written by markydefad

Hey, the runaway bride is still in primetime!!! (how many months has that been going on?)

She was on my pay-no-mind-list once her lie was exposed. But she's still out there. What a nut case. Her lurid alibi was amusing if very graphic and weird. The Runaway Bride was a Slow News Month story.

**paul** · June 24th, 2005, 07:28 PM

Originally Written by markydefad

Hey, the runaway bride is still in primetime!!! (how many months has that been going on?) :roll: That misssing chick in Aruba is top priority. Missing white women and lost cub scouts rule the network news!!! :roll:

We want the human interest story!!! **** the war, health care, education....we are a nation of idiots. :evil: :evil: :evil:

Bread and circuses my friend 8)

**markydefad** · June 25th, 2005, 02:07 PM

The public meltdown of Tiny Tom continues....

After behaving himself on Letterman Thursday night (at least from what I saw)..

Tom came undun with Matt Lauer, of all people, on the "Today Show" Friday morning. You gotta see the clips to believe it.... (backstory: a few weeks ago,in an interview on "Access Hollywood," Tom chastised Brooke Shields for taking anti-depressants after her post-partum depression; Tom had a bit part in "Endless Love" in which Shields starred.) He contends (as Scientology instructs him to do) that all anti-depressant drugs &, beyond that, all psychiatry are evil and that he's an "expert" on these subjects and that Matt doesn't know what he's talking about and that Matt (who's name he repeats at least several hundred times during this interview..."Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt...") is being "glib" when he contends that he personally knows people who were helped by both anti-depressants and psychiatry. Tom the M.D. rolls his eyes and says HE HAS STUDIED THIS STUFF and it IS EVIL!!! And Matt says so you're telling me that you know my truths better than I do myself? :o And it goes downhill from there.

Fascinating and creepy and soooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking weird. Watch the chat shows this weekend for replays. :D

A while back, Tom fired his longtime P.R. lady ...the Dick Cheney-in-drag-like Pat Kingsley and replaced her with his SISTER....ever since, he's seemed "unhinged." :o

And the press seems eager to goad the previously remote and oh-so-controlled SUPERSTAR into rambling on about all the subjects he's an EXPERT on. :roll:

Tiny Tom is an example of Hollywood excess gone rampant. Has anyone told Tom "NO" in the past 20 years? In his kingdom, he RULES....and so it's been ...until now. I think Pat Kingsley really EARNED HER MONEY judging by what's gone down since she was fired.

Ironically, it seems as though Tom could really use a Xanax or a Zoloft right now.