Our First Gay President

**paul** · April 27th, 2005, 02:47 AM

So, it's been said that Clinton was America's first Black President. For those of you unfamiliar with this, it's kind of a long story but let's just say Bill had sort of a Black rhythm. :lol:
It now appears and perhaps those of you who know can confirm or deny that Dubya is our first gay pres. Huh, some of you say. :o Well, there is this Jeff Gannon story. He is the fake news reporter that has access to the White House when legitimate journalist can't seem to get a press pass. Gannon (not his real name) is also a male prostitute known for his uncut 8" personality. Stories are going around that this guy has access to the White House when there are no press events

He's sorta been sneakin' in & out da back door :o
If that's not enough, apparently Dubya laid a surprise kiss on Senator Lieberman after his state of the union address. I didn't see it but I heard Lieberman said it caught him off guard. :o
Now I hear he had some Saudi Prince at his Texas ranch the other day and they were holding hands and cowboy dubya gave him some lip smacks on da cheek, yee-haw. :P
Now, it's not that I'm saying anything is wrong with this, :lol: it just makes me realize what he meant by being a compassionate conservative

And ya thought the Jackson story was juicy 8)

**nrgbeat** · April 27th, 2005, 07:30 AM

Wasn't that Jeff Gannon thing hushed up awful quick??

**paul** · April 27th, 2005, 11:25 AM

Yep, it sure was nrg. I wonder if anyone is looking for a semen stained jacket

**markydefad** · April 27th, 2005, 12:28 PM

I haven't heard anyone speculate on this--BUT my guess is that Jeff (Mr. Military Stud.com) :oops: was havin' a fling thing with someone in da White House staff....(why else was he there when no press conferences were takin' place?--at least 35 extra visits)

Hmmmm...this could be real good. :P

Maybe he was gettin' butch lessons from Mary Cheney??? :lol:

**paul** · April 27th, 2005, 01:47 PM

Well, speculatin' is what we like to do 'round here right Marky :D
35 visits :o Wow, that would suggest somebody with a lot of pull way way up the food chain

Never seen Mary Cheney. So she's the biker type 8)

**markydefad** · April 27th, 2005, 02:27 PM

Originally Written by paul

Well, speculatin' is what we like to do 'round here right Marky :D
35 visits :o Wow, that would suggest somebody with a lot of pull way way up the food chain

Never seen Mary Cheney. So she's the biker type 8)

Mary Cheney looks like Chad Lowe[Mr. Hilary Swank] on steroids. So boyish, so butch and her girlfriend is even butcher....

I'm pretty sure that Jon Stewart or maybe it was Keith Olberman who said there were 35 unaccounted-for visits by Mr. Militarystud.com. I heard this last night on TV. I know that.

Who's the "secret love" in the White House? Enquiring minds wanna know.

**paul** · April 27th, 2005, 04:50 PM

I gave you the answer as the subject of this post Marky.
Don't be surprised. Remember J. Edgar Hoover

**remicks** · April 27th, 2005, 05:15 PM

However , our FIRST gay president was Abraham Lincoln . Shared his bed for years with another man during his younger days .

**paul** · April 27th, 2005, 05:19 PM

I stand corrected remicks. I do remember hearing this story several years ago. Geesh, can't Dubya do anything right :lol:

**markydefad** · June 6th, 2005, 07:00 PM

Ah....I've been wondering who Jeff Gannon (Mr. MilitaryStud.com) was visiting in the White House...

NOW, I read the rumors that Bush spokesman Ken Mehlman (Ken doll) is rumored to be a ..gasp........................ HOMO!!!! :D :o :roll: :P :evil:

And he's not even cute!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: I've seen his ugly mug spinnin" Bush tales of triumph on the tube now for a while and I never guessed. Who knew? :oops:

It's suddenly making sense....investigative journalists (do they still exist?) should follow the semen stains on the suit..... :lol: :lol: :lol: or the scent of stale urine in the air...(Gannon had photos of himself "pissing" on his website); I think we know what that means, kidz!!!! get the picture? say YES, we see!!!

**nrgbeat** · June 6th, 2005, 07:43 PM

Push Push in Mr. Bush

**Nano** · June 7th, 2005, 05:53 PM

If you want to know the answer, guys, remember what Mark Felt said on that filthy garage: "follow the money"

Or was that the "money shot"? :)

**markydefad** · June 7th, 2005, 06:21 PM

I've been google-ing :

Jeff Gannon + Porn + White House

and I've read some amazing articles and blogs...

even Karl Rove's name is being tossed out as a "closet-case."!!

There's 'QUEERS' in that there White House!!! Quelle surprise!!! Who knew??? :P :lol: :evil: :o :roll:

I gotta keep up with these blogs!!!! :D

**paul** · June 10th, 2005, 02:04 PM

Originally Written by markydefad

NOW, I read the rumors that Bush spokesman Ken Mehlman (Ken doll) is rumored to be a ..gasp........................ HOMO!!!! :D :o :roll: :P :evil:

And he's not even cute!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: I've seen his ugly mug spinnin" Bush tales of triumph on the tube now for a while and I never guessed. Who knew? :oops:

In fact Marky, I think he secretly ran off to Vermont or Massachusettes to get hitched since he can't do it in one a dem red states