I'm doing a gay report!!

**nrgbeat** · April 21st, 2005, 04:07 PM

I'm doing a report on the behavior of gay patrons in discos and found that 76% of homosexual men engaged in some type of sexual activity during the playing of "Walk The Night" by The Skatt Brothers.

Other songs that had a similar effect include:

"Cruising The Street" by Boystown Gang

"Relax" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood

"Love To Love You Baby" Donna Summer

"Touch Me Where It's Hot" Erotic Drum Band

"Beat It" Michael Jackson--this song causes gay men to engage in sexual activity with males under the age of 18.

Another interesting finding is that this behavior did not occur in Southampton England as there are no known gay bars in the area.

The most cases of homosexual activity in discos occurred in New Jersey or as we Americans like to call it, Joisey.

**Anonymous** · April 21st, 2005, 04:26 PM

Nrgbeat (Meat beater)
You know that little lump on the top of your skull...that's a nipple

**markydefad** · April 21st, 2005, 04:29 PM

you typed "Meat Baeter." :oops:

is that the same thing? :-?

**QUINNY** · April 21st, 2005, 06:02 PM

NRG: You didn't ought to hang around here. It would appear that you're going a little loco with much pent up, unresolved anger boiling over.
My advice: Go see a shrink. :lol: :lol: :lol:

There are some Gay bars in Southampton now! However, there was only one to my knowledge back in the '70s and it wasn't exactly exclusively Gay or particularly overground.

**nrgbeat** · April 21st, 2005, 06:06 PM

Originally Written by Cyclops

Nrgbeat (Meat beater)
You know that little lump on the top of your skull...that's a nipple

Hey Cyclops, you know that 2" bulge in your pants that's your brain.

**nrgbeat** · April 21st, 2005, 06:10 PM

Originally Written by QUINNY

NRG: You didn't ought to hang around here. It would appear that you're going a little loco with much pent up, unresolved anger boiling over.
My advice: Go see a shrink. :lol: :lol: :lol:

My advice to you, shut the f__ up.

**DISCODISK** · April 21st, 2005, 06:53 PM

Originally Written by QUINNY

There are some Gay bars in Southampton now!

WAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!! southampton got some gay bars :o

quinny i remember a t.v docusoap from a year or so ago,i dont know if it was just shown in the south or nationaly, about life in a southampton street,there were all the queens in the hairdressers with the little camp dog,in fact ive never seen so many sissy marys in one street,i reakon theres room for 50 gay bars.
ATTENTION club owners,the pink pound potential in southampton is ENORMOUS :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

**QUINNY** · April 22nd, 2005, 02:43 AM

DD: That street is Oxford Street and I quite often lunch there. We see the odd Gay guy going past, but it isn't quite as pink as the TV programme made it out to be. They can be very selective in what they show and what they don't, y'know?

**DISCODISK** · April 22nd, 2005, 03:10 AM

you lunch in oxford street? :o
is there something you want to get off your chest quinny?

**QUINNY** · April 22nd, 2005, 03:24 AM

There are some fine restaurants/brasseries there, one of which is a favourite with t' wife and myself. Within 75 metres of each other there's Indian, French, Italian, Mediterranean, Thai, a few pubs, a casino just acrosss the way and more. All of them are relatively refined, slightly upmarket places places. The transformation of the area has been quite an eye opener, especially as there is a Salvation Army hostel on the same small street.

From my own perspective, usually there are some very attractive women walking by (ummm, eye candy, good food and wine), plenty of flash cars going by and I enjoy the cosmopolitan (for Southampton) ambience.

**buckaroo** · April 22nd, 2005, 05:07 AM

Originally Written by nrgbeat

I'm doing a report on the behavior of gay patrons in discos and found that 76% of homosexual men engaged in some type of sexual activity during the playing of "Walk The Night" by The Skatt Brothers.

The most cases of homosexual activity in discos occurred in New Jersey or as we Americans like to call it, Joisey.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Very very naughty NRGBeat!! You nearly made ol' Buckaroo spill tea down me pants :-?
Shame on you sir.

**DISCODISK** · April 22nd, 2005, 12:34 PM

Originally Written by QUINNY

From my own perspective, usually there are some very attractive women walking by

quinny now southamptons gone all 'gay' we're all going to have to give you some advice now youre moving in these circles :lol:
i remember this woman that did the clubs in liverpool,i used to see her and think jeez shes got big hairy hands,turned out it was a fella,he worked down the docks unloading bananas from columbian ships

**Eurodancemix** · April 22nd, 2005, 02:18 PM

Is this report *really* gay? Or is it just merely happy?

**judydoggie** · April 23rd, 2005, 10:44 AM

I guess now in the U.K. they call gays "Pink" instead of the archaic "pufter." Nonetheless, methinks this thread will scare the bejeezus out of sincere new STRAIGHT lurkers.

Boys, boys... puh-lease grow up!

Lovingly,

Paul - a.k.a. judydoggie

**buckaroo** · April 23rd, 2005, 02:59 PM

Who said I'm a boy judydoggie? I've never revealed my sex or race. :D :P

Originally Written by Eurodancemix

Is this report *really* gay? Or is it just merely happy?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hilarious!!!!

**judydoggie** · April 23rd, 2005, 05:36 PM

1. Buckaroo, you ought to know by now; around here things like race don't matter; and gender... well that gets bent all the time!

2. What say we each start with a little paragraph or two so that we can come up with a "boilerplate" report to give to the little ones who're too lazy to do a bit of research.

I'll get started...

"Once upon a time, there was a little bar called the Stonewall. Now, the Stonewall had a jukebox, filled with danceable tunes like 'Are the Stars Out Tonight' with Peggy Lee and Perez Prado's Orchestra, etc.

The nice patrons would dance together every night and have lots and lots of fun, until one day a group of big, nasty policemen came in and smashed up their jukebox and arrested everyone for dancing together!

When asked by their lawyers "Why have these people been arrested?" the policemen cited a law from the 1800s that, among other things, prohibited fellatio among a consenting man and a woman...

Your turn, folks...

Yours for Higher Education,

Paul - a.k.a. Judydoggie

**buckaroo** · April 25th, 2005, 06:54 AM

Originally Written by judydoggie

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The nice patrons would dance together every night and have lots and lots of fun, until one day a group of big, nasty policemen came in and smashed up their jukebox and arrested everyone for dancing together!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

When asked by their lawyers "Why have these people been arrested?" the policemen cited a law from the 1800s that, among other things, prohibited fellatio among a consenting man and a woman...

Your turn, folks...

Paul - a.k.a. Judydoggie

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Fucking hilarious!!!!!

**judydoggie** · April 25th, 2005, 12:04 PM

Part Two:

Finally all the nice people got out of jail. The owner of the bar was given a fine for "lewd and lascivious behavior" (this the idea that many years later sparked the script for the movie "Dirty Dancing;" but that's another story).

The next time the big, bad policemen came to the Stonewall to bust the place up; the nice folks inside said "Suhr-prrrrrriiize!" Interior decorators, hairdressers, journalists dressed in capri pants and espadrilles, and clothing designers (some wearing their own creations; for the womens' line) began throwing bottles, stones, chairs, and various and sundry things at the big bad policemen. The cops called in the SWAT team and they discovered this was the first time a guy in a flack-jacket was the target of a ballistic bottle of "Evening In Paris" by Givenchy.

We'll fast forward through all the litigation that ensued (not to mention the permanent damage to the Machismo of the cop that got hit by the bottle of perfume, and who reeked for a week thereafter). This singular event at a tiny cafe began a movement that spawned similar nightclubs all over the city. The music, over the years, began to move away from the usual pablum served up by the record companies to the public. These cafes began offering music that was energetic, exciting, creative and soulful. This endorphine-raising concept eventually began being called "disco."

Now, honesty in journalism being this writer's first priority, I will offer a disclaimer. A lot of the energetic, exciting, creative and soulful music had its origins in the urban music scene, and had everything to do with men and women dancing together -- and nothing at all to do with our friends from the Stonewall.

Part Three will appear here when I have more time...

Let freedom ring,

Paul - a.k.a. judydoggie