87% of homosexual men have larger Bette Davis movie collections than straight men.

65% of homosexual men have a greater understanding of French and Greek culture than straights.

73% of gay men know what sleaze is vs. straights who don't have a clue.

83% of lesbian women can wup your straight ass!!

52% of gay men know how to color coordinate better than straight men.

28% of gay men know that bears aren't just found in the woods.

91% of gay men have tighter buttocks muscles than non-gay men.

and lastly........

96% of gay men can bitch and dish way better than a straight man and even a few straight women.