
Originally Written by
Graham_Start
F: My mother told me never to speak to strangers.
M: Even when they've got candy?
F: (chuckling) Yes, even when they have candy.
M: My name is Alfred.
F: Alfred?? ALFRED?!
M: Yeah
F: (laughs)
M: What's so funny?
F: With this eye, and that eye, and that grin, and those ears... you sure it isn't Alfred E. Newman?
M: No, but I've got the freckles. [I think -- can't really make it out] Ok, how do I get out of this town? Which way do I go?
F: (seductively) You want to know where to go? I'll tell you where to go... (music begins)
Why did they exclude that from the US version of the LP, then? If you'll pardon the pun, That ain't no "That ain't no banana"! :o
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Darren, Arborfield, Berkshire, England
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