Why do I hate Star Jones???

**markydefad** · November 20th, 2004, 04:19 PM

I can't stand this woman. I'm not sure why, but I wanna smack her. :evil: :evil: :evil:

And that ludicrous marriage sham to the "gay"-friendly dude. :roll:

And the sponsorships for her marriage!!! :roll: :roll:

and those Payless Shoe ads!!! :roll: :roll: :roll:

Is she OBNOXIOUS or what?????? :x

**markydefad** · November 20th, 2004, 06:41 PM

Cmon' kidz, let's "rip her to shreds"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

**Mixmachine** · November 20th, 2004, 08:41 PM

Star who? :lol:

**Videoskooter** · November 20th, 2004, 09:02 PM

Marky, I feel your pain!

* Snail mail her at:

Star Jones,
c/o The View
320 West 66th Street, New York, NY 10023

* Let Payless Shoes know what their ambassador is doing:

Protesting Star Jones Bigotry
Payless ShoeSource
P. O. Box 1189
Topeka, KS 66601

**paul** · November 21st, 2004, 12:53 AM

Hey Marky.
There are a lot of things I'm not too sure on when it comes to Star.
1- The last I heard her talk was several years ago and she was conservative. That was her niche, black woman talking like Rush Limbaugh. I didn't know if that was shtick and if she talks that way today.
2- Maybe she could show Oprah how to marry a guy who could pull finer babes. :lol: Anyway, do you know some inside dirt on the new hubby. Is he gay friendly like me or gay friendly on the "down low"?
3- Did she really lose a lot of weight or is airbrushing working marvels in the digital age?
4- What group/groups does she show bigotry for?

Star hasn't been on my radar in a while.

**nrgbeat** · November 21st, 2004, 05:21 AM

I can't picture someone with her money wearing Payless shoes.

**Boodikka** · November 21st, 2004, 07:09 PM

I've loved Star ever since she played Jabba The Hutt in STAR WARS.

"OOO tah VIERA...choon BEHAR!"

**Nano** · November 22nd, 2004, 10:38 AM

Emmm... Who's Star Jones? I dunno. :roll:

**markydefad** · November 22nd, 2004, 03:27 PM

For the posters not living in the USA, Star Jones is a
LAWYER!!!!, (DONCHA FORGET IT!!!) who became a TV personality here. :roll:

Tracy Morgan (a man) used to impersonate her on SNL by saying "I'm a LAWYER" after every line. :lol: :lol: :lol:
To Star, being a LAWYER seemed akin to being a blood relative of Jesus Christ. :roll:

She's currently one of the co-hosts of the morning talk show "The View" with Barbara Walters and 3 other white chicks.

Star is a big (PLUS-SIZED) Black lady with an overfed EGO (she thinks she's sooooooooooo damn smart and ain't afraid to tell ya so).

She recently started what seems to be a year-long promotion for her "marriage" that rivals the Liza Minnelli-David Gest nuptials for sheer overblown nauseous "LOOK AT ME" self-promotion. She had photographers filming her dieting and exercising and shopping and wedding-planning. She thought she was fucking Princess DI!!! :evil:

She had major corporations SPONSOR her wedding for promotional tie-ins!!!! Finally ABC told her to cool it.

The day after the wedding, she chastised her fellow talk show hostesses for not complying with her RULES at the wedding. They switched their seats cause they didn't have dates and sat together!!!! STAR WAS FUMING!!! I'M NOT KIDDING!!! She was REAL BITCHY!!! Meredith & the blonde Elizabeth (?) seemed dumb-founded. :o

The most hilarious thing about the "wedding" is that conservative right-winger Star is marrying what many in New York feel is a major "closet case" HOMO. He's stockbroker Al Reynolds, a nice looking man--who seems to have attended many GAY events and GAY Halloween parties and GAY bars, in his past, and has MANY GAY "friends." :P

This seemed akin to Rush Limbaugh (RIGHT WING HOMO HATER) & Rosie O'Donnell (PROFESSIONAL HOMO) gettin' hitched.

Whether he brought a "friend" to "do the dirty deed" with Star on the wedding night remains to be seen. Maybe someone supplied a "STUD" for both of 'em.... David Gest??? :oops:

**Boodikka** · November 22nd, 2004, 05:33 PM

Marky, her hubby is known as Big Gay Al, just like the South Park character!

He appears to have jumped back into his closet, then into Starpig's closet...probably tripped over all of the cheap, shitty shoes.

**markydefad** · November 22nd, 2004, 06:03 PM

Ah Boodi, I loves it when ya dish the dirt with the rest of the girlz..... & boyz!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Starpig is quite apropos. She is rather an African American Miss Piggy, ain't she? :P

My problem with her is her ARROGANCE. AND-- her shitty taste in shoes!!! :roll:

SNL's Tina Fey told a joke once about someone in some foreign country finding shoes with butter in them...I can't recall how it went...but the punch line was something like.... that in America, shoes with butter in them, could only be found in Star Jones's closet... (worn by her Big Gay Al Hubby, now..... allegedly). :oops:

**paul** · November 22nd, 2004, 06:38 PM

So, it appears we do have another brother on the down low. That expression by the way is for men (specifically black) who have wives and/or girlfriends but also have a strong need to excercise their gay inclinations secretly.

Then again given what Boodi and Marky are saying, Al's gay side is not so secret. 8)

**markydefad** · November 22nd, 2004, 06:53 PM

But Paul, why would someone as sanctimonious and holier-than-thou and in your face, MISS MORAL...allow herself to get caught up in a sham Liza/David marriage???? This is the sorta thing best practiced by Judy Garland & her offspring.

I'm sure she's got a prenup...but is she that STOOOOOOOOpid? Or is conservative Star just a persona she wears for the camera.

This is in the "What the hell were they thinking?" category of Janet Jackson's tit-baring Super Bowl stunt & the Britney Spears' Drunken Midnight Marriage in Vegas, if ya ask me.

Something's real "fishy" here...and it ain't just Star's tuna casserole surprise. :oops: :lol: :lol:

**paul** · November 22nd, 2004, 07:10 PM

Marky, Star may believe she is doing the Lord's work. Ya know: I'm gonna make a straight man outta you. You will no longer be a sodomite and sin in the eyes of the lord says the lawya. :lol:

**nrgbeat** · November 22nd, 2004, 09:45 PM

[quote

Something's real "fishy" here...and it ain't just Star's tuna casserole surprise. :oops: :lol: :lol:[/quote]

It ain't even albacore either.

**Boodikka** · November 23rd, 2004, 08:40 AM

AFAIK, the pre-nup states that if Big Gay Al tries to escape Starpig's pen in less than two years, he doesn't get a dime.

That's SEVEN HUNDRED AND THIRTY DAYS of Girlfriend Al having to get fired up drunk, pinching his nose and diving headfirst into the Grand Canyon...you almost feel sorry for him.

**paul** · November 23rd, 2004, 11:42 AM

Originally Written by Boodikka

AFAIK, the pre-nup states that if Big Gay Al tries to escape Starpig's pen in less than two years, he doesn't get a dime.

That's SEVEN HUNDRED AND THIRTY DAYS of Girlfriend Al having to get fired up drunk, pinching his nose and diving headfirst into the Grand Canyon...you almost feel sorry for him.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Your awful Boodi. :lol: "Pinching his nose"...you kill me :lol:
She's a big gal though so the Grand Canyon may not be that "Grand"

**Nano** · November 23rd, 2004, 05:06 PM

Originally Written by markydefad

I'm sure she's got a prenup...but is she that STOOOOOOOOpid? Or is conservative Star just a persona she wears for the camera.

Maybe the two things are true. In my country there is an old married couple of actors who still support ex-dictator Jorge Rafael Videla publicly. You would think they're conservative people. Some months ago it came out they were practicing SWINGERS! There were people in talk shows talking about the ORGIES they had shared with this couple in the past (they're around 70 years old now).
So maybe this self-called right-wing lawyer likes to party too? :D
Hey! Maybe the Enquirer will run a story called "Condoleeza sodomized by a dog" sometime! :D

**Videoskooter** · December 16th, 2004, 05:30 PM

Star Magazine's top ten of the most ennoying people in 2004:

1. Britney Spears/Paris Hilton
2. Anna Nicole Smith
3. presenter Star Jones Reynolds
4. Ashlee Simpson (sister of Jessica)
5. Cameron Diaz
6. Lindsay Lohan
7. Sir Elton John
8. Gwyneth Paltrow
9. Michael Moore
10. talkshowpresenter Bill O'Reilly

Marky, R U happy now?

**markydefad** · December 17th, 2004, 01:15 PM

Originally Written by Videoskooter

Star Magazine's top ten of the most ennoying people in 2004:

1. Britney Spears/Paris Hilton
2. Anna Nicole Smith
3. presenter Star Jones Reynolds
4. Ashlee Simpson (sister of Jessica)
5. Cameron Diaz
6. Lindsay Lohan
7. Sir Elton John
8. Gwyneth Paltrow
9. Michael Moore
10. talkshowpresenter Bill O'Reilly

Marky, R U happy now?

Yeah, but STARZILLA shoulda been #1. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Although most of 'em deserve to be on the list.. I'm wondering what Miss Diaz did to make the list? I'm sure Gwyneth is there mostly for naming her brat "APPLE"!!!! :roll:

**Boodikka** · December 22nd, 2004, 03:02 PM

Was flipping the channels and happened upon The View. Starra The Hutt never missed an opportunity to bring up Big Gay Al and the "marriage".

I'm not too sure what Diaz has done, Marky (I've always found her "I'm Not Really Latina" to be vomit-inducing, just like Jessica Alba). I'll tell you what is annoying (and HORRIFIC): Cameron's complexion viewed in High-Definition :o .

**HustleBaby** · January 12th, 2005, 12:50 AM

Originally Written by Boodikka

AFAIK, the pre-nup states that if Big Gay Al tries to escape Starpig's pen in less than two years, he doesn't get a dime.

That's SEVEN HUNDRED AND THIRTY DAYS of Girlfriend Al having to get fired up drunk, pinching his nose and diving headfirst into the Grand Canyon...you almost feel sorry for him.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: !!!!!!!!!!

**markydefad** · January 12th, 2005, 02:16 PM

I'm feeling much better now that Star has become joke fodder for all my fave comedians: Jon Stewart, Letterman, Tina Fey, Conan O'Brien, etc. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

A day without a "Star joke" is a day without sunshine for me. BTW, it's sunny here in LA today. But ya can't drive on any of the damn streets!!!! (Due to rain/mud damage). It's a big parking lot....everyway to get anywhere is BLOCKED!!!! Ya might as well just stay home. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

**keefelc** · January 12th, 2005, 07:00 PM

Originally Written by markydefad

A day without a "Star joke" is a day without sunshine for me. BTW, it's sunny here in LA today. But ya can't drive on any of the damn streets!!!! (Due to rain/mud damage). It's a big parking lot....everyway to get anywhere is BLOCKED!!!! Ya might as well just stay home. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

That's cause LA had over 17 inches of rain in 15 days, Mark! I thought, "it never rains in Southern California???" We in SF had over 6 inches. What gives??

**markydefad** · March 10th, 2005, 01:50 PM

Jon Stewart on Starzilla Jones:

"An insanely sef-involved woman who lives three feet up her own ass." :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Perfect.