Salma's available again

**nrgbeat** · September 24th, 2004, 01:58 PM

Just read that Salma Hayek has broken up with Josh Lucas for those who care about such things.

**Videoskooter** · September 24th, 2004, 03:59 PM

PAUL!!! Go for it! Jump into that Pontiac and take her for a ride :D

**paul** · September 24th, 2004, 05:29 PM

I'm already sportin' wood at the thought being available for me.
Hey Marky, aren't you kinda Mr Hollywood insider? Hook a brotha up with Salma :D :P
I'm eager to have her in the Trans Am groovin' to Cocomotion.

**paul** · September 25th, 2004, 10:58 AM

Hey Salma. Let's go out next Saturday evening? :D

**markydefad** · September 25th, 2004, 02:10 PM

Paul, I have never met Miss Salma. I once saw her driving a baby-blue Mercedes convertible near Sunset Blvd. some years back. However, we did rep Mr. Josh Lucas in the early stages of his career. We put him on his first TV appearance in a "very special episode" of the beloved "Jake & The Fatman"!!!! He was a teenage psycho boy. :lol: Later, we sent thim to Australia or New Zealand to do a western series for the Pax network. He hated it, they hated him. He was fired or quit (can't recall) after the first season finished filming and then promptly fired us. He then disappeared for a few years; moved to New York--learned how to act???-- got a new very good agent who got him all kinds of supporting parts in New York based movies and launched him in the bigtime movie world.

I haven't seen everything he's done---but I still think he's been merely "competent" in what I've seen. In other words, I don't get what's so special. Another creation of industry "buzz", methinks.

**paul** · September 27th, 2004, 12:35 AM

I just know you'd hook me up if you could Marky :D

**Videoskooter** · September 28th, 2004, 01:51 PM

Breaking news: "Salma Hayek was spotted with a mysterious new boyfriend. Eyewitnesses saw her jump into a Pontiac Transam while humming a mysterious tune, later identified as "Cocomotion" by legendary discogroup El Coco. The driver could not be identified till now.

We will be following the latest developments".

**paul** · September 28th, 2004, 02:23 PM

Originally Written by Videoskooter

Breaking news: "Salma Hayek was spotted with a mysterious new boyfriend. Eyewitnesses saw her jump into a Pontiac Transam while humming a mysterious tune, later identified as "Cocomotion" by legendary discogroup El Coco. The driver could not be identified till now.

We will be following the latest developments".

The driver could not be identified cause his face was buried in the bush

Do it, Do it, Do it good :lol:

**Boodikka** · October 1st, 2004, 02:09 PM

:roll: Salma is 37, and she jumps in and out of these "relationships" with men that are sometimes never even seen with her (remember that Brit trivia question she was "dating" after HUNCHBACK?).
La Hayek's English isn't always the best, but I bet she can pronounce "merkin".

**Videoskooter** · October 2nd, 2004, 06:25 PM

Originally Written by paul

Hey Salma. Let's go out next Saturday evening? :D

And Paul? Did it happen? Pleaz let us know! Did the Pontiac transport this angel? Which magazine do I have to buy to see the hot pictures?

I'm so curious about it I can't sleep :D

**buckaroo** · October 4th, 2004, 08:21 AM

If anyone's interested :roll: they can read my letter to Salma here: http://www.discomusic.com/forums/vie...=5740&start=10

**paul** · October 4th, 2004, 11:31 AM

Johan, Sadly my begging failed to impress Salma :(
I am patient though so I will wait for her as long as it takes 8)

**Videoskooter** · October 4th, 2004, 02:06 PM

Paul, do you remember Valerie from Belgium?

She's married and 3 months pregnant. So near and yet so far away :cry:

You still have a chance with Salma but for me and Valérie....

I think I'm gonna play "Disco Duck". Maybe I can laugh again after that one.

**paul** · October 4th, 2004, 02:16 PM

Originally Written by Videoskooter

Paul, do you remember Valerie from Belgium?

She's married and 3 months pregnant. So near and yet so far away :cry:

You still have a chance with Salma but for me and Valérie....

I think I'm gonna play "Disco Duck". Maybe I can laugh again after that one.

Yes, I remember Valerie. So somebody go to her before you. Ah, too bad my friend. :(
I guess Disco Duck is always good for a laugh after some bad news :lol: