Bad songs that work the dance-floor?

[Ivana Tinkle]

Following on from "Dare to Admit....."

Tracks that you think should kill a dance-floor but don't.
EG. Calling Occupants......Carpenters! Always a Hit at Kinky Gerlinky (London, Empire, Drag Ball)
Dolly Parton....I Will Always Love You (Last Record at Ciao Baby, Fridge, London) Marc Lawrence...We loved You.
Revolting Cocks...Do Ya Think I'm Sexy...St. Pancras Cruising Club. (Kings Cross, London, DJ Spag)

What have you played/heard that has pushed the boundaries to the extreme?

[JussiK]

The mawkish Bee Gees: You Should be Dancing seems to get the Nothing but the rarest possible groove-and possibly some Marvin Gaye-types dancing, in spite of everything - why is that? The rattling break only comes late into the track. But try and spin a HEINO track and you absolutely will empty any floor 99%.

[Studio74]

Haven´t lived the disco years (i was born in 1974,so i was too young to attend Discos, and i think that in Portugal ,my country,there wasn´t many places that played Disco,although my uncle remembers hearing Disco at some places...), i can only talk about these modern days.It saddens me when i see people dancing and enjoying to really bad music like Shakira,Las Ketchup (Aserere yuck!),Enrique Inglesias...believe me,although i prefer to listen to the most underground Disco tunes, i would prefer that this people danced to stuff like Baccara and Boney M (the worst Boney M song is best than the best Enrique Iglesias song...)