"Doc," says John.
"I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazemnet.
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time
and I want to have it done" replies John.
"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor,
"It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no
going back. It will change your life forever!"
I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -
either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to
another doctor."
"Well, ok.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better
judgment!"
So John has his operation, and the next day he is up and
walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor
with his drip stand.
Heading towards him is a nother patient, who is walking
exactly the same way.
"Hi there," says John, "It looks as if you've just had the
the same operation as me."
"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of
life that I would like to be circumcised."
John stared at him in horror and screamed,
"****! THAT'S THE WORD!"
:o :o