Funny, Bernie asked me a few weeks ago if I still had my VW Phaeton. The answer was yes. Was! Because yesterday I could not resist when I had a date with a very old girlfriend.

She was born in 1979 on a military base in Germany.



I started dating her 4 years ago but the romance didn't last because she lacked something, she was not satisfying me 100%!



Then someone on this board called her the ugliest girl he had ever seen. She couldn't take it much longer and became a nun.



Well, didn't last very long coz she missed all the exciting and dirty things in the real world.



And then I saw her back yesterday! She was rebuild, faster, better, stronger, harder.

And I fell in love, again!!! She turned out to be the ultimate soulmate! Politically incorrect, just like me, raw and uncensored, just like me and...I took her home and I dumped miss Phaeton, just like that!

This morning she asked me with her sensuous deep voice if I was going to introduce her to this community and I agreed, only if she would pose full frontal nude for everybody. And then she agreed!



You see, I can take this girl to the posh clubs, I can do very, very dirty things with her too! And that's what I like about a woman these days because I admit it, I love to have sex on the workfloor!!

So... I bet you can not do all this...with a Toyota Prius...do you, mmmmmh!!!