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    Exclamation 2012: The End Is Near!



    Yes, as General Entertainment I give you nothing less than the Apocalypse today! In 2012, it's over, finished, basta, kaputt!

    Based on the ancient predictions by the Maya's, the current earth cyclus ends on December 21st 2012. Just before Christmas!

    2012, party over, oops out of time! BTW, have a nice day

    This is the real story:



    And this is the 4thcoming Hollywood version:

    2012 - Official Movie Site YOU?





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    Re: 2012: The End Is Near!

    Yes the end is near. Send me all your virgins, your homes, your material wealth because the end is here and you all must prepare.
    In the meantime I'll find some use for all you have given me :icon_cool:
    Find them and destroy them!

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    Re: 2012: The End Is Near!

    The End has GOT to be at least a bit nearer for this kind of Jerry Bruckheimer multiplex fodder. How long will the teens of this world accept the same tidal waves, explosions and other cge's as enough for their money?

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    Re: 2012: The End Is Near!

    Quote Originally Written by JussiK View Post
    The End has GOT to be at least a bit nearer for this kind of Jerry Bruckheimer multiplex fodder. How long will the teens of this world accept the same tidal waves, explosions and other cge's as enough for their money?
    Maybe only a few years, but by then they'll be adults, out of the 16 - 24 demographic, and a new generation of teens will take their place.

    Never underestimate the masses' appetite for mediocrity.

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    Re: 2012: The End Is Near!

    Not that I want to ruin everybody's Saturday but yesterday I had a meeting with top scientists and we are really heading for a catastrophy! That's why they created this wonderful site: The IHC: The Institute for Human Continuity

    I'm also very happy to announce that you can send me all your precious records and I will guard them in my special V(inyl).I(nternational).P(rotection).-Bunker, deep in the Belgian Ardennes.

    I'm so glad I can help you people!




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    Yes, the film turned out to be exactly like you'd think it would be like, with scenes involving the president of the United States. Hopefully the upcoming End of the World will be more impressive. The plot is predictable beyond belief, the dialoque laughable and what's most unforgivable, many of the effects are badly done. Depressingly, even John Cusack is in the movie - there are apparently very few actors in Hollywood unable to resist a big paycheck. Plus it has excruciating American child actors in it. Send them to electroshock treatment with their parents.

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