I'm a massive fan of these films as well - BUT! If you like them changes are you'll adore the 2nd Crank film CRANK HIGH VOLTAGE. This improves 100% from part one, also stars Steatham and comes on like all the Transformer films jammed with force into 90 minutes and revved up with near fatal doses of acid mixed with testosterone. The whole movie is one endless chase sequence but somehow it never becomes annoying. Sleaziest characters ever, rudest gags on film, jerky breakbeat music, dirty hos in leopard print underwear, smoking hot cars, and in one scene, a stripper gets shot thru her boobs sideways, so that all the silicone bursts out! My wife was so appalled she did not speak to me for an hour after the whole outrage was over - well, she did say "and you dragged ME to watch THIS unbelievable crap!?". Well, why did she stay to watch it then, why did she not walk out? We've had this argument a few times but she just can't admit she enjoyed every second of it :-)




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I'd cook him breakfast anytime.:icon_eek:

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