Who Are You Sick Of?

**markydefad** · January 28th, 2003, 01:48 PM

Who sets your nerves on end? Who would you like to banish to a remote island so you never have to see their tired old self-promoting asses ever again? I could write a book on this subject ...BUT as of today, these are my top choices:

1) J-Lo (aka Jennifer Lopez, Jenny From The Block, Skank Ho)--this bitch is fucking EVERYWHERE. I am so sick of her I could spit. She is supposdly one of the MOST demanding divas in the biz--all the furniture in her dressing room or anywhere she looks has to be in her demanded shade of white--probably even has to have WHITE M & M's in her candy dish!!! She discards husbands at a whim. She witnesses club shootings and then flees in SUV's. She was a decent actress--now she is a media whore. Her FAME has exceeded her meager talent. Go AWAY!!!!!! :evil:

2) Eminem (Enema, Enemaman)--supposedly the genius voice of his generation. Gag me with an AK-47. Creepy whigga with a chip on his shoulder the size of the Boulder Dam. Now he's a movie star--luckily the Oscar buzz has totally died--although as recently as yesterday the trades were still full of ads trying to rekindle the dying embers of that pipe dream. :evil:

3) P. Diddy (aka Puffy, Sean John)--the most over-rated NO-TALENT in the music biz. He's the Renaissance Man of No Talent--he rules over so many areas of pop culture that there are no words to describe his utter fabulousness or is that utter fatuousness? And now he's back on the #1 single saying "Yeah" a lot on some crappy single. PLEASE GO TO HAMMER-LAND--NOW!!!!!! :evil:

4) The Osbournes--everywhere I look there they are--like cockroaches!!! :evil:

5) "Joe Millionaire". Is there any event he doesn't attend? Is there any broadcast of "Entertainment Tonight" or "Access Hollywood" that he is not in the studio promoting his lame-ass show? Is there any question about his past that he does not dodge with pre-prepared scripted answers? He's not even that cute. :roll:

Feeling BITCHY???? Yes, I guess so. :roll:

And you???????

**BrunoRepublic** · January 28th, 2003, 03:06 PM

I second your thoughts on J-ho. I'd like to add the following to the list:
Britney Spears: God, I hope we're reaching the end of the fifteenth minute of her career!
Whitney Crack-Is-Too-Ghetto-For-Me Houston, and her psychotic husband, too.
Anything Survivor-related
Christina Aguilera
Shania Twain
Avril Lavigne (haven't even heard her music yet, and already I'm sick of her!)
and of course, Squealing Dion and her garden-gnome husband.

**K-Bee** · January 28th, 2003, 05:03 PM

Agree with all your choices. Even the world's greatest azz does not save J-Lo from being on my list too. I saw "Enough" and arrrghh :o :cry: :x :evil:

And Frau Dion. She had me reaching for the puke bowl at the Super Bowl. She should have stayed in the '87 Euro Vision contest where she belonged.

Neptunes & Rodney Jerkins should be added to the list as well.

And also mr. Chalton "Rifle Association" Heston.

**nrgbeat** · January 28th, 2003, 05:41 PM

Ditto for The Osbornes

I'm also sick of:

The Bachelorette
The cast of "Friends"

**keefelc** · January 28th, 2003, 08:39 PM

Don't forget J-Lo's plaything for the month, Ben Affleck. I'm as sick of him as I am of her!

As for the Osbournes, I have to admit I liked that latest tv commercial where the kids turn out to be Donny and Marie!

**bobbchap** · January 28th, 2003, 08:51 PM

YES! YES! YES! Britney Spears. When will she become "LIKE GONE"?
And I'm really sick of Eminem, where did he come up with that name? Everytime you see a picture of him on a magazine he's "flipping" off the camera :evil: and does he ever smile? :evil: , He thinks he's the best thing to come along since K-Y.... :o ....... :roll: ......NOT!!!!!NOT!!!...and NOT!!!!

**nrgbeat** · January 28th, 2003, 08:59 PM

There's one more person I'm sick of

Michael Jackson and his baby dangling and nose surgeries.

**K-Bee** · January 29th, 2003, 04:29 AM

Nrg
Michael jackson must count for more than one person. Remember, his face is all over the place (literally) :lol:

**QUINNY** · January 29th, 2003, 07:14 AM

You bitches!!! :lol:
I'm just sick of middle class people and their sensibilities that appear to control my life and everyone elses'. They are all so shallow and plastic.

**NickNack** · January 29th, 2003, 04:08 PM

I don't know the name of the group. There music is used in that Mitsubishi Lancer commercial. I guess they're rock.

"It's been one week since you looked at me."

The second I hear those words I'm on the 'mute' button. Commercial has been around a loooong time and now Mitsubishi has recycled it with a different mix of the song. JHC in a sidecar --- can't get away from it.

**markydefad** · January 29th, 2003, 04:33 PM

Originally Written by NickNack

I don't know the name of the group. There music is used in that Mitsubishi Lancer commercial. I guess they're rock.

"It's been one week since you looked at me."

The second I hear those words I'm on the 'mute' button. Commercial has been around a loooong time and now Mitsubishi has recycled it with a different mix of the song. JHC in a sidecar --- can't get away from it.

Nicky,

That would be Barenaked Ladies. Blame Canada. :lol:

Actually, I like some of their songs. Especially a song called "It's All Been Done Before". Pure pop treat. :D

**DISCODISK** · January 29th, 2003, 04:55 PM

this is easy SIMON COWELL i cant bear him he back here this week for a quick " i love me who do you love tour" hes done the radio today and tomorrow hes doing crap daytime t.v then hes back to the u.s CANT YOU JUST KEEP HIM :roll: to hear him droning on today expecting us to believe he wast told of all all the posters in the malls made pretty sad listening though he did admit that he only created pop idol to make money as the music industry was going down [of course anybody would be in it for the money but others may at least say they were looking for tallent] what hes probibly forgot to tell the u.s pop idol 3 that was due in feb has been put on hold till later in the year. im not saying he isnt clever because he is, with friends in the right places in the media who gladly stage simon and busty model photos for him where the headlines should really read "simon drops his high waisters" if you could read a list of his hit records pre "idol" youd see that tosser has never done anything for music what i dont undestand is who the f*** does he think he is ! keep him please :lol:

also i have to dissagree about jenifer lopes shes still jenny from the block right? how many stars hold onto their roots like that? only to get criticised thats so unfair :lol:

**HustleBaby** · January 30th, 2003, 12:23 AM

Originally Written by markydefad

Who sets your nerves on end? Who would you like to banish to a remote island so you never have to see their tired old self-promoting asses ever again? I could write a book on this subject ...BUT as of today, these are my top choices:

1) J-Lo (aka Jennifer Lopez, Jenny From The Block, Skank Ho)--this bitch is fucking EVERYWHERE. I am so sick of her I could spit. She is supposdly one of the MOST demanding divas in the biz--all the furniture in her dressing room or anywhere she looks has to be in her demanded shade of white--probably even has to have WHITE M & M's in her candy dish!!! She discards husbands at a whim. She witnesses club shootings and then flees in SUV's. She was a decent actress--now she is a media whore. Her FAME has exceeded her meager talent. Go AWAY!!!!!! :evil:

2) Eminem (Enema, Enemaman)--supposedly the genius voice of his generation. Gag me with an AK-47. Creepy whigga with a chip on his shoulder the size of the Boulder Dam. Now he's a movie star--luckily the Oscar buzz has totally died--although as recently as yesterday the trades were still full of ads trying to rekindle the dying embers of that pipe dream. :evil:

3) P. Diddy (aka Puffy, Sean John)--the most over-rated NO-TALENT in the music biz. He's the Renaissance Man of No Talent--he rules over so many areas of pop culture that there are no words to describe his utter fabulousness or is that utter fatuousness? And now he's back on the #1 single saying "Yeah" a lot on some crappy single. PLEASE GO TO HAMMER-LAND--NOW!!!!!! :evil:

4) The Osbournes--everywhere I look there they are--like cockroaches!!! :evil:

5) "Joe Millionaire". Is there any event he doesn't attend? Is there any broadcast of "Entertainment Tonight" or "Access Hollywood" that he is not in the studio promoting his lame-ass show? Is there any question about his past that he does not dodge with pre-prepared scripted answers? He's not even that cute. :roll:

Feeling BITCHY???? Yes, I guess so. :roll:

And you???????

Marky,
I'm reading this list and laughing hysterically. You couldn't have said it better!!!!!!!! I have a few to add:

Bling-Bling/Hoochie Coochie videos :evil: :x :evil:
Reality Shows :x :o :x
Bubblegum Britney :evil: :x :evil:
Geico Lizard :x :x :x
Anna Nicole Smith :x :o :x
Osbournes :evil: :x :evil:
Whitney & Bobby Crackaholics :x :evil: :x
"Friends" especially Jennifer Aniston :x :o :x

But I gotta say that Joe $$$Millionaire$$$ is handsome :D

!!!

DISCO DELIGHT*

**markydefad** · January 30th, 2003, 01:05 PM

Originally Written by DISCODISK

also i have to dissagree about jenifer lopes shes still jenny from the block right? how many stars hold onto their roots like that? only to get criticised thats so unfair :lol:

Now DD, I hope you're being facetious with that comment!!!! There is a --"lol" there, right?

My whole point is that J.Ho is such a fucking hypocrite!!! Yeah, she's still "Jenny From The Block"---sure, uh I believe that!!! DUUUUUUUUHHHHH!!! Very few media whores are reputed to be as full of themselves and aware of their own self-proclaimed fabulousness, as Miss J.Ho is said to be. This bitch is so full of designer **** that she oozes Versace from her butthole. Yet, she wants us to believe she's "still Jenny from the block/used to have a little, now I got a lot" Yeah, a LOT of guts to try and pull that one over on us. :evil:

**DISCODISK** · January 30th, 2003, 01:58 PM

Originally Written by markydefad

J.Ho

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**markydefad** · January 30th, 2003, 02:22 PM

J.Ho or HoJo, whatever way you wanna slice and dice it. She needs an extended exile on a remote island with B. Asslick and P.Diddly, Enemaman, Joe Millionaire and the celebrity cockroaches--The Osbournes.

One-way tickets to that same island for the cast of "Friends" (will they come back for another year of $1 million per episode paychecks??????? Duh, I wonder); the shrieking Diva triumvirate (Pariah, Whiney & Sell-Lean); any actor who automatically gets $20 million after their first film is a hit (Vin Diesel, sorry Hustle...but he's acting like a major tool of late); the Dell Computer guy; that "too cool for school-tool "Carson Daley ("I'm soooooomuch hipper than the crap videos I have to play on TRL"); and,..... and,.......... and ........Tiny Tom Cruise and his latest arranged-for galpal , the butcher than he is- Miss Cruz...and John Travolta and his fake marriage-partner, Miss Kelly (where's my check?) Preston and....gawd, don't get me started. :roll:

**SandraDee** · January 30th, 2003, 03:51 PM

I'm with nrg-beat re the cast of 'Friends'. In fact, I detest this purile show period. Am I the only person in the world who hates this show. I generally LOVE US sitcoms but I cannot stand Friends. There, I've said it & its a weight off my shoulders boyz & girlz!!

**nrgbeat** · January 30th, 2003, 03:58 PM

Since we are in a bitchy mood here:

The one celebrity who really pisses me off is Anne Heche.

One minute she's the dyke celebrity poster child, the next minute Ellen's strap-on wasn't good enough for her and she marries a guy.

**NickNack** · January 30th, 2003, 08:31 PM

Originally Written by markydefad

J.Ho or HoJo, whatever way you wanna slice and dice it. She needs an extended exile on a remote island with B. Asslick and P.Diddly, Enemaman, Joe Millionaire and the celebrity cockroaches--The Osbournes.

One-way tickets to that same island for the cast of "Friends" (will they come back for another year of $1 million per episode paychecks??????? Duh, I wonder); the shrieking Diva triumvirate (Pariah, Whiney & Sell-Lean); any actor who automatically gets $20 million after their first film is a hit (Vin Diesel, sorry Hustle...but he's acting like a major tool of late); the Dell Computer guy; that "too cool for school-tool "Carson Daley ("I'm soooooomuch hipper than the crap videos I have to play on TRL"); and,..... and,.......... and ........Tiny Tom Cruise and his latest arranged-for galpal , the butcher than he is- Miss Cruz...and John Travolta and his fake marriage-partner, Miss Kelly (where's my check?) Preston and....gawd, don't get me started. :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol: This is FUCKING PRICELESS! :lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG - The Diva triumvirate - Marky, where do you get 'em? :D

**Nano** · January 30th, 2003, 09:06 PM

Hey girls & guys, let me give you some advice. Turn your TV off!!!! :lol:

**bobbchap** · January 30th, 2003, 10:13 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: ...stop you guys...I.. :lol: ...I..can't take it anymore, you're all soooo right. :lol: .....too good...and HUSTLEBABY.. :lol: ..you're sooo with it when you added....OOOOOHH MY GOD. :lol: ...I can't say it...WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH...ANNA NICOLE SMITH????? :lol: :lol: :lol: that show... I mean that show....oh I have to go.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

**BrunoRepublic** · January 30th, 2003, 10:46 PM

Originally Written by bobbchap

WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH...ANNA NICOLE SMITH?????

How 'bout we call it "trailer fabulous"?

**Funky Dude** · January 30th, 2003, 11:05 PM

There's some people I'm sooooo sick of that drive me up **** creek:

Most modern ganster hip-hop rappers - I'm sick to death of hearing those pathetic gangster rappers going ************ this and ************ that, bitch this and bitch that, suck my dick this and suck my dick that and their rap voices ALL sounding like Booker T. ìCAN YOU DIG IT SUCKER!!!!î from WWF Wrestling and they normally using a deadbeat rhythm. I swear this sort of hip-hop crap is the worst thing that funk has evolved into. And I have to put up with my youngest brother constantly whacking that **** on too.

Slipknot - AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! This group is VIAL and horrible! :evil: :evil: I LOATHE Slipknot :evil: :evil: :evil: Their music to me sucks bumcrack! :x :evil: :x My brother puts this on allllllllll the time and it makes me depressed and pissed off :evil: :evil: :evil: !!!

That middle aged lady from that Crisco ad (Aussie ad) - Fair crack of the whip, Christmas is over yonks ago, why the **** do they have to keep on flogging Christmas ads weeks after Christmas is over? They belt the living **** out of this ad. And the middle aged lady is very very ANNOYING!!! :x I can't help thinking that this lady drives a 1980's Volvo so everyime that ad comes on I yell "VOLVO DRIVER!!!" :lol: :lol: :lol:

Whacko Jacko - I'm sick to bloody death of hearing about this bloke constantly getting himself into deep **** all of the time. First it was him trying to buy out the Beatles (I think that's what I heard), then he gets in court for not some concerts, now it's him STUPIDLY hanging his baby over the balcony. Doesn't this bloke know when to keep out of trouble. Also everytime I see his face it makes me wanna vomit because of the PATHETIC plastic surgery job he got, turning white I can accept as it's a skin disorder but the nose job and the eyebrows REALLY SUCK PLUMBER'S CRACK!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: Someone mentioned Michael Jackson died 10 years ago, well you're fair dinkum mate, THE REAL JACKO HAS DIED 10 YEARS AGO!!! He use to be good especially in the 70's when he his original face, a cool afro and wore cool flares, now he looks like a girl and his money power has ruined him! God knows what more trouble he's gonna get himself into?

ALL OF THOSE AIRHEADS FROM DAWSON'S FUCKIN' CREEK - I HAAAAAAAAAATE FUCKIN' :evil: DAWSON'S CREEK, IT SUCKS PLUMBER'S CRACK!!! :x :x :x I'M SICK TO DEATH OF HEARING ABOUT WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN ON THIS SHOW IN THE ADS, SICK OF IT BEING ON FREE-TO-AIR TV AND PAY TV, AND MOST OF ALL I'M SICK OF THOSE AIRHEADS CONSTANTLY MAKING UP AND BREAKING UP ALL THE TIME!!! AND KATIE HOLMES, WHEN SHE PLAYS AS JOEY I NICKNAME HER "THE MAKEUP-BREAKUP CHICK"!!! I HATE THIS CONSTANT MAKEUP-BREAKUP BUMCRAP!!!

Enema Em - That ****-mouthed :evil: bloke has dominated television. He's getting so much popularity from his ****-mouthed lyrics and even made a movie about himself CRIKEY!!! When the hell is this guy gonna drop off the charts????? Maybe I should gag him permantly by shoving an Australian made football in his mouth along with some smelly footy socks worn by a footballer who's just had a big game of AFL. To me he's nothing but a ******** homeboy who thinks he's so cool just because he can rap out some vial lyrics, "tell me why, tell me why homeboys are dickheads?" hehehe :lol: :lol: :lol:

That dorky bloke from some air travel ad (Aussie ad) - There is nothing more irritating than seeing this dorky man dressed up as a pilot in this ad. I think the ad is called "Flight Travel Centre", but anyway it's very irritating!!! :x

Now here's some past "I'm sick of" characters:

Jerry Seinfeld - When Seinfeld was belted on TV in the late 1990's I was getting so sick and tired of this Jerry bloke with his cheeeeeeeeeeeeesy smile and standup comedy, it was driving me INSANE!!!! :evil: I wanted to watch The Goodies, not Seinfeld because The Goodies are much more funnier than Seinfeld!!!

That lady from the Fisher & Pykel ads (Aussie ad) - a few years ago they BELTED THE LIVING **** out of these Fisher & Pykel ads and some 40 something lady resembling the lady off the Crisco ad sings "It's a lovely day today" YUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: As far as I'm concerned she's another volvo driver!

Aqua's polluted Aquarium - AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! :evil: :x :x :evil: I WAS SICK TO DEATH OF THIS BUTT-LINT-FROM-A-PLUMBER'S-CRACK BAND SINGING "I'M A BARBY GIRL IN A BARBY WORLD" AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! HAS THIS WOMAN SUCKED ON A HELIUM BALOON OR SOMETHING. I FEEL LIKE GAGGING HER MOUTH WITH A GIANT JAWBREAKER!!!!

**HustleBaby** · January 31st, 2003, 12:09 AM

I'm also sick of:

All of the talk shows and their ridiculous hosts like Jenny Jones, Ricki Lake and especially JERRY SPRINGER!!!

Commercials advertising cures for diabetes, depression, Herpes etc....meanwhile you have a zillion side effects like nausea, headaches, low sex drive and everything under the sun.

Stayfree and Tampon commercials with women dancing and raining sunflowers.

"GIRLS GONE WILD" COMMERCIALS :evil: :x :evil: :x !!!!!

*DISCO DELIGHT*

**K-Bee** · January 31st, 2003, 02:24 AM

Speaking of Michael Jackson:
Has anyone noticed the resemblence between Jackson and the alien offspring (the grey one, that gets sucked out through the hole in the window) at the end of "Alien Ressurection"
The noses are completely alike!! :lol: