OMG, Tim, do such losers still exist? I mean, we all know that ridiculous type of human beings that think that they know the truth and that they decide what others have to like!
Are you sure these weren't record company executives that want to brainwash you into a molded customer who likes gangsterrap and guitarbands?
Why didn't you kick the crap out of them? Violence can be very persuasive, you know! That's what I usually do!
Only last week an old schoolmate had the nerve to ask me if I wasn't ashamed for liking that awful stupid Disco BITD. When I told him that I still liked the sound that God personnaly created for us he started a ridiculous speech about REAL music and then he suddenly pronounced a word that I can't stand: alternative!
You know, he's the sort that wears ridiculous designer glasses, carries a bottle of a smart-drink, looks on his plastic watch that has an ozone-meter and brags about health farms but never has seen a cow in real life!
It's the sort that gets an orgasm while listening to Coldplay when normal people usually fall asleep after hearing a few notes from the British valium crew.
This is what I do when I'm confronted with people like that: I ask 'em "hey, do you like Nick Cave?"
Believe me, they always do, it's a guarantee! Then you wack 'em by simply saying: Hey I know Nick Cave, he beats the crap out of people that say something he doesn't like! He's my hero! Mix those words with some Italian curses and you'll be the king of the castle!
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