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    Like it or not, Las Ketchup are here

    Spain does it again - it's been a while since the Macarena but now they have given us The Ketchup Dance/Asereje as performed by the girl trio Las Ketchup. The industrial strength irritating tune is absolutely unavoidable everywhere in Europe apart from England who will no doubt get it later. At The MTV Europe awards the crowds who could not get in danced to it outside the Barcelona venue in pouring rain ( by the way, Kylie strutted away with the Best Pop award, looking ravishing - now there!).
    The cut sounds like a mating between the fab 1975 hitette Slag Solution and Rappers Delight. You only do the series of hand and knee moves during the refrain, rest of the time you just oscillate around any way you can. Americans now is your change to learn and act silly: Order the cd thru the net if it's not available at your music store. As soon as you hear the fast "hip hop.."etc words come on, zigzag your hands fast in front of you palms down for 12 beats. Then do a thumbing a ride type of motion pointing to your back, one hand first then another, 2 beats each. Now flutter your palms upwards to above your head while wiggling your knees. Finally do a quick freeze pose with the palm of one hand in front of your forehead, the palm of the other hand behind your head, for one beat. Repeat many times.
    What the moves signify is unclear.
    The CD comes with both Spanish and English versions.

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    Jussik: I'm hoping it's been and gone from here.
    A quick check tells me it's a non-mover at #5 and has been on the charts 6 weeks. Oh well! It's almost been and gone.

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    :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

    AAAAAAAARGH!

    KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!

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    Las Ketchup

    Oh what a song! really,truely,honestly,no kidding!
    WHAT A SONG AND A HALF! :D
    O.k i guess it does not fit into the soul/disco/jazz funk etc.. genre exactly - but non the less a quality,novelty tune in it's own right and as for the 3 women in Las Ketchup, they can squirt on my chip any day! :lol:

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    Re: Las Ketchup

    Quote Originally Written by wow27
    Oh what a song! really,truely,honestly,no kidding!
    WHAT A SONG AND A HALF! :D
    O.k i guess it does not fit into the soul/disco/jazz funk etc.. genre exactly - but non the less a quality,novelty tune in it's own right and as for the 3 women in Las Ketchup, they can squirt on my chip any day! :lol:
    No thanks, don't know where it's been. :D :D :D

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    Dear Friends!
    There´s a lot of EuroTrash around but this is again another
    peak of this genre...why not talk about BRITNEY SPEARS,
    CHRISTINA AGUERILLA or even ENIMEN...then you´ll have
    the TopCharts nowadays ...
    Cosmic Good Night From SIRIUS & DARKTUNES

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    I'll tell you something 'Nrgbeat' - i've defo had my chip squirted on more times than i can remember! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    I think Wow 27 so typifies the trashiness & banality that pervades this sad little island that I've been trying to escape from for 37 years.
    ...ya gotta beat the street......

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    Re: Like it or not, Las Ketchup are here

    Quote Originally Written by JussiK
    Spain does it again - now they have given us The Ketchup Dance/Asereje as performed by the girl trio Las Ketchup.
    Hopefully not in the Heinz 57 varieties. :lol: :lol: :lol: Believe me, after seeing a clip on tv, there is NO anticipation for this group.

    So glad I'm a mayo lover. :P
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    NickNack: Even Mayo Man can't get away with it that easily. :D
    Heard a tune the other night by Molotov vs the Dub Pistols? called 'Here Comes the Mayo'. It's partly rapped/sung in Spanish too and is extremely catchy.

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    Quote Originally Written by QUINNY
    NickNack: Even Mayo Man can't get away with it that easily. :D
    Heard a tune the other night by Molotov vs the Dub Pistols? called 'Here Comes the Mayo'. It's partly rapped/sung in Spanish too and is extremely catchy.
    :lol: :cry: :lol: Dear, God, no. You've got be kidding. It's bad enough hearing half the things I eat are "poison", now they want us dancing to it. YUCK!! :x
    Love Has No Time or Place
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    To Steely Dan!

    I think you represent the type of prat that i am trying to avoid full stop!

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    Wow 27, I'm so relieved you'll be avoiding me as I'd never want to get anywhere near someone who likes 'Easy Lover'. If I was you I'd stick to reading The Sun & watching daytime TV.
    ...ya gotta beat the street......

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    To Steely Dan!

    I never wanna get near someone like you full stop! If i were you, i'd stick to what you know best-sticking your head down the loo and flushing it and joining the other pieces to turds floating around in the sewer, i'm sure you would'nt look too much out of place! :lol:
    Why dont you go get out your copy of Razzle magazine and use your hand, coz you are a complete w****r! (it's proberbly too small to use anyway!) :roll:
    You wonder why the world is such an unpleasant place to live in when there are prats like you walking around breathing the air which would be better used to blow up balloons!

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    Seem to have struck a nerve there! What a strange way u have Wow of showing your latent love for me. Sorry but I'm spoken for; however, I'm sure you'll find someone else out there to look up to & admire! You've got the whole of your young life to find that special someone. Fly free little bird, fly!
    ...ya gotta beat the street......

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