Nightmare Remakes

**markydefad** · November 12th, 2002, 01:20 PM

I just read Jeff's comment speculating that he'd rather listen to Ethel Merman singing the much-maligned "Love Shack" than listen to Amanda Lear drone through "Lili Marleen"....so I'm conjuring up other "Nightmare Remakes" --real or imaginary....

Hmmmm, what about Enemaman "coming-out" with Carl Bean's proudly gay-anthem "I Was Born This Way"???

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Or N-Sync white-boy soiling The Trammps? Christina mangling Gloria Gaynor? Limp Bizkit screaming through "I was Made For Loving You"? Teeeen-grrrrl of the moment Avril Lavigne snarling Blondie's "Heart Of Glass"?

Or, conversly, a retread comeback for Wayne Newton ("Instant Replay"), Tony Orlando ("Do Ya Wanna Get Funky With Me"), Anita Bryant ("A-Freak-A"), Steve & Eydie ("Shine On Silver Moon" or "The Two Of Us"???)???

Well, you get the picture....or DO YOU??? We'll see.

**paul** · November 12th, 2002, 02:04 PM

How about Snoop Dogg doing a remake of Al Green's "L-O-V-E" :lol:

**markydefad** · November 12th, 2002, 02:49 PM

Hmmm...headline makers sing:

Medley: "Somebody's Watching Me"/"Been Caught Stealing"--Winona Ryder

Medley: "Light My Fire/Relight My Fire" - Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes (back from the dead! )with Matchbox 20

Yeah, it be a slow day. Duh. :roll:

**markydefad** · November 12th, 2002, 03:00 PM

"Work To Do"/"Too Much Time On My Hands" - Markydefad (my debut single)

**markydefad** · November 12th, 2002, 03:04 PM

Medley: "Shoot Your Best Shot"/"Shoot Me (with Your Love)" - Robert & Bonnie Lee Bakely Blake. :roll:

**paul** · November 12th, 2002, 03:57 PM

Originally Written by markydefad

Medley: "Shoot Your Best Shot"/"Shoot Me (with Your Love)" - Robert & Bonnie Lee Bakely Blake. :roll:

Ouch :roll:

**Behind Mars** · November 12th, 2002, 07:03 PM

It's Not What You Got (It's How You Use It) - Dirk Digler

I will Always Love You - Lime

**NickNack** · November 12th, 2002, 08:04 PM

"Don't Stop Your Love"/"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"

The Bill Clinton Sex-Tete
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

**Robbie** · November 12th, 2002, 11:53 PM

"Cuts Like A Knife" by Leslie Van Houten :oops:

**nrgbeat** · November 13th, 2002, 06:47 AM

Rosie O' Donnell and K.D. Lang "Man-Sized Love"/"I Need A Man In My Life"

Monica Lewinsky "Have A Cigar"

Tammy Faye Baker "Take Off Your Makeup"

Rupaul and Eminem "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy"

Boy George and Eminem "Relax"

Marileysis "Broken English"

**Robbie** · November 13th, 2002, 08:09 AM

"The Bitch Is Back" by Diana Ross 8)

**zeca azevedo** · November 13th, 2002, 11:26 AM

"The More I See You" - Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles :lol:
"Beauty Is Only Skin Deep" - Cher
"So Many Men, So Little Time" - Eminem & Axl Rose
"Man In The Mirror" - Michael Jackson (sounds like a joke today - just look at him, :lol: )
"2 Legit 2 Quit" - MC Hammer :lol:
"Nessun Dorma" - Bob Dylan
"Staying Alive" - The Three Tenors
"What The World Needs Now" - Fantomass :lol:

Peace,

zeca azevedo - "I Want To Break Free" :lol: :lol: :lol:

**markydefad** · November 13th, 2002, 12:29 PM

Yoko Ono records a Lime tribute CD...Danny Tenaglia remixes Yoko's version of "Babe, We're Gonna Love Tonite" sampling Ethel Merman yelps from Ethel's Disco LP. The Klub Kidz swear off Ecstasy....listening to this record on E or X or even K starts turning them into young Republicans. Oh, the HORROR!!!

To return the favor, Denyse Lepage (Mrs. Lime) records Yoko's "Walking On Thin Ice" and samples Yoko herself & Ethel Merman alternating on the classic yelps : (iye..iye...iye...iye...iye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).

Through the wonders of modern technology, Enemaman samples the legendary Denyse/Yoko/Merm teaming as the Dido-esque chorus to his new "I killed Kim Basinger and stuffed her in the trunk of my car with that other Kim" song. He wins the Grammy. He's a genius, ya know. Moby's posse attempts to driveby Enemaman after the Grammy's, but they can't see well enough through their Poindexter glasses to actually get off a good shot. They go have a veggie burger instead.

Hey, it could happen. :lol:

**markydefad** · November 13th, 2002, 01:24 PM

Yoko & Denyse reteam for a remake of "No More Tears (Enough Is Enough)" . It's enough. :roll:

**Boodikka** · November 14th, 2002, 02:57 PM

:lol:

Dubya - "Do You Know What I Mean?", "Couldn't Get It Right"
Gary Glitter - "Thank Heaven For Little Girls"
Lt. William Calley - "Quiet Village"
James Trafficante - "Hair"
Lizzie Grubman - "Tears Of A Clown"
Macy Gray - "Stoned Soul Picnic"
Robert Downey Jr. - "How High"
Kevin Spacey - "To Sir With Love"
Bill Clinton - "The Happy Organ"
Trent Lott - "Tomorrow Belongs To Me"
Robert Packwood - "Touch And Go"
Dick Cheney - "War Dance"
RuPaul - "Kind Of A Drag", "Baby What A Big Surprise"
Kitty Dukakis - "Brandy"
Ronald Reagan - "Memories Are Made Of This"
Steve Wynn - "Take A Chance"
Luther Vandross - "African Queens"
Malvo and Mohammed - "Sure Shot"

**nrgbeat** · November 14th, 2002, 05:53 PM

John Denver "I Believe I Can Fly"
Jennifer Lopez "So Many Men, So Little Time"
Monica Lewinsky "Is It All Over My Face?"
Bill Clinton "You Blow Me Away"
Whitney Houston "White Rabbit"
Eminem "Dirty White Boy"
Gweneth Paltrow "It Should Have Been Me"/"Loving You, Losing You"
Chris Judd "She's Gone"
Ronald Reagan "Who's That Lady?"
Rupaul "Man, I Feel Like A Woman"
O.J. Simpson "Getting Away With It"
Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) "Strokin"
Anne Heche "Ain't Nothing Like The Real Thing"