Those Boring Belgians!?

[Videoskooter]

BBC-enfant terrible Jeremy Clarkson visited our beloved Kingdom an this is his hilarious report on our people, our sports (bet you've never seen 'em before) and our cities!

Watch it and then singalong: "Potverdekke, it's great to be a Belgian!

[Thereza bizarre]

I want to live in belgium and i am trying to convince hubby to go!, i think i would get peace there compared to this bloody country i live in!!!. and i bet kids are less nasty there what is it really like in belgium vids???

[Videoskooter]

So you want to live in our country???? Well, there's a lot of Irish pubs so you will feel at home immediately.

1st lesson: Belgians do NOT hug unless you are family or a very close friend.
2nd lesson: Belgians kiss three times on the cheek (only if they know you well!)
3rd lesson: What some call "boring", actually means "down to earth". We don't fake: we like you or we don't. We don't say "have a nice day-oh so glad I met ya", if we don't mean it!
4th lesson: you don't ask a Belgian how much he earns. That is not done and you won't get an answer.
5th lesson: we drive at the right side of the road and we drive fast. We usually don't break for anybody. Driving a bike however will give you that Evel Knievel kick. The hunting season for bicycles is always open!
6th lesson: Belgians always have an alibi to go to a restaurant. We are addictet to good food and fine wines. If you drink, try to get drunk, otherwise the host will feel miserable!
7th lesson: don't go to a shop and ask for Swiss chocolate. You will not leave uninsulted. Don't ask for French fries! You will be fried yourself.
8th lesson: don't play the songs "Dirty Ol' Town" or "Fiesta" by the Pogues in public. You will be surrounded by drunk students in no time and you will witness an instant hootenanny!
9th lesson: if you notice the letters "Police" on a car, be aware that it's French and that all Belgian cops understand the words F**k and You !
10th lesson: Irish people are very welcome here. People love your country, so you won't be the victim of racism!