Shocking: "Angelina Jolie's Lips R Real"!

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I hope you can all handle the absolute shocking topics I opened the nights before X-mas but I have to report another horrifying fact!

Angelina Jolie's lips are not the result of Plastic Butchery, they are real! Here's some original pics when she was just Suite Sixteen!





Okay, but what about her poo-say?

Angelina's BIG Pussy

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I remember very well when I discovered Angelina. It was in a so-so flick with David Duchovny as a doctor who helps a guy from dying. The guy is mafia so he hires him to "resurrect" other tough guys when shot. Yes, pretty lame but then who was that doll that played his girlfriend? I stayed till the credits just to make sure who she was. This must have been some ten years ago, before she got famous with GIA.

And yes, the lips were there. And those eyes, of course.