Celebrity Gossip

[markydefad]

I so enjoyed the Cruise/Kidman chronicles with the sidetrip to Snipes/Berry/Madonna land, that I am proposing we examine (with a scalpel), some other celebrities who annoy me with their "reindeer games". (As long as Bernie doesn't object)



First up: Kevin ("I love you Diane") Spacey.



Has "Diane", Spacey's "date" at the Oscars been returned to Central Beard Casting?



What Up with Spacey's emerging from Helen Hunt's abode in the early morning hours? Yeah, like I believe that.



Is it true that CAA dropped him a year before he won that first Oscar because of his unbridled penchant for "chicken"?



What happened when he whisked Haley Joel Osment away from the Oscar party for a spin in his car? That's the way the LA Times reported it the day after the event.



Hmmm...I'm just askin?!?!?!

[Boodikka]

HEHEHE.....Marky, you rule! This still has to be my favorite:

Rosie O'Donnell: I WANT TOM CRUISE!



What does she want, to wear his clothes?



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[paul]

You guys kill me

Everybody has heard the Spacey story. I don't know who the studios are kidding. Who is ACC?

What's the Snipes rumor if any?

Hey Boodi. Maybe Tom is Rosie's kinda girl

[markydefad]

Paul,



CAA is THE big talent agency in LA. Spacey was a client. I heard they dropped him because they were afraid that his behavior was gonna get him in trouble with the law. He went to William Morris and has subsequently won 2 Oscars and not gone to jail, yet.



Wesley Snipes was the subject of 2 items:



Jussi says Wesley likes to play with his poo during sex. He & Madonna ruined some hotel room in Antibes with their dirty games.



Boodi & I said that Wesley was the guy who hit Halle Berry and caused her to lose her hearing in one ear.



For more details, see the Ibiza thread in Discuss music, etc.



That's the Cliffs Notes version.

[paul]

LOL. What would this place be like without you Marky

[Boodikka]

Here's another goodie: Remember when Rosie and Tom Selleck went at it on her show about gun control? Here's what the topic of that show should have been: "Closeted Celebrities!" The guests could have included Kelly McGillis, Jodie Foster, Whitney Houston, Brigitte Nillson, John Wesley Shipp, Troy Aikman.....

[JussiK]

Boodikka you mentioned Whitney. I wonder could it be too insensitive, what with her present sorrows and worries and all, to tell what she did in front of the Kamp Hotel in Helsinki...? Well, she was in town for her concert and had decided to prolong her stay with a couple more extra days. The members of the press were outside the hotel naturally, and as she emerged around lunchtime looking shattered they started snapping away. Confused, Whitney ran a few steps foward, halted suddenly, turned around and crashed into a sliding glass door. Holding her head, she tottered back into the hotel lobby, while 2 security persons waved their arms in front of the paparazzi. Pictures of this incident were everywhere here.



Around same time, I had a chat with a well-known Italian movie star that means nothing in the states and little in England but the daughter of a well-known horror film director is still a figure in most of Europe. She seemed to be going thru a particulary wild phase in her life. Ostentatiously dissing film business she informed she wanted to become a lesbian, and revealed for some reason that she had had her lower belly area tattooed with a large eagle motif. The claws of the bird were drawn reaching for her privates. "I Feel like I'm a sexual bird of prey..." However, she became pregnant immediately after and had to get rid of the illustration in a series of painful operations. The Star lives near Campo dei Fiori and can be seen trolleying her tot around the area, as documented by the Italian press. But what of her career..?

[NickNack]

On 2002-01-03 23:33, Boodikka wrote:

"Closeted Celebrities!" The guests could have included John Wesley Shipp.....

Please, Boodikka, don't leave me hangin'. John Wesley Shipp? I need more dirt, grrl. That man can "flash" me anytime!



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[Boodikka]

Nicky, my love, there's a lot of skinny-dipping going on in DAWSON'S CREEK. It appears James Van der Beek has been calling John Wesley Shipp "Daddy"....in his trailer, if you get my drift. John Wesley's Ship has docked in a lot of harbors, and those ports of call aren't populated by the opposite sex.



Nicky.....Nicky......you ok? :grin:

[markydefad]

Oh Boodi,



Since you dropped a lotta names I'm curious about...only YOU can probably answer this one-- What happened on the set of "The Accused" between Jodie & Kelly & Whitney? The Hollywood Kids reported something about Whitney getting in the middle of a Jodie/Kelly thing. What was the story there?



So are you also claiming Tom Selleck is hidin' behind Jillie Mack ("Jillie Mack/Jillieee/Oh Jillie Mack/when are you coming back"). I know guys who told tales about his underground "gay" life in Hawaii when he was doing "Magnum" but I never knew what the truth was.



Answer these my love...



Now, I'd like to get off a parting shot at the "Invincible King Of Pap" Miss Jackson, if you're nasty...



Has anyone seen the two blonde, blue-eyed children he supposedly "fathered" with wife #2 Debbie Rowe. Now even if these were "turkey baster" babies, how stupid is MJ if he expects the world to believe he had anything to do with "fathering" these 2 poor chilluns. They look like the children of Ricky Schroeder & Daryl Hannah! And now I hear he says they can't go out into the world, so they have to be home schooled and kept away from other children. What kind of idiot is Miss Jackson???? I know, how can I be asking that question after 20 years of idiotic behavior on his part but still...



Finally, what do he(she) and Liz Taylor talk about? Do they just gossip and giggle?



Hmmmm...I'm just askin'!!!!!!!

[markydefad]

Oh and one other thing...



Followup to the Wesley Snipes/Halle Berry thread.



Little did I know when I posted that blind item, that in the current Movieline, Lawrence Grobel asked Miss Berry the following:



Q: You obviously weren't grateful to the guy whose identity you've never revealed, who hit you ear and caused you to lose 80 percent of your hearing. I once asked Wesley Snipes in this magazine if he was the one who did it. He said no. Was he telling the truth?



A: (Laughs) I have vowed never to disclose that person's name or discuss it. The sad situation is, I really loved the person who did that. When you really love, you never stop loving. It's out of protection for that person. I don't want to put this stigma on him.



Now before we confer sainthood on Halle, a little earlier in the interview, this exchange occurred:



Q: There are 2 comments David Justice (her former hubby) made to People magazine that I want to bring up.



A: They're all lies. If he said it, it's a lie. I'll tell you right now. (Laughs)



Q: He said, "I always felt I was walking on eggshells with her" How do you interpret that?



A: Bullshit.



Q: And, "She was always suspicious. I've never known a girl who could throw a tantrum like she does."



A: If your husband cheated on you with prostitutes, strippers, every twinkie walking by with a skirt, you'd feel the same way. End of story.



I thought if you really loved, you never stopped loving?



Hmmm...I'm just askin!!!!!!!

[markydefad]

Oh, and 2 more things I want to put out there.



Winona Ryder, shoplifter?



Drew Barrymore & Tom Green, divorcing? What the hell happened there? Are they the Andy Kaufmans of the new millennium? Just fuckin' with everybody all the time? Tom Green has an office in the building where I work and Drew had been sighted with him in the elevator. I've only seen Tom a few times and he seemed extremely introverted and uncomfortable. And I may add, the least funny person I can remember since Pauly Shore committed his cinematic atrocities.



Anyone got any insights?



Hmmm...I'm just askin'!!!!!!!

[BrunoRepublic]

I've only seen Tom a few times and he seemed extremely introverted and uncomfortable.

That doesn't surprise me. Many people are really the exact opposite of the image they project.

And I may add, the least funny person I can remember since Pauly Shore committed his cinematic atrocities.

Well, Tom's a classic example of shock-value entertainment. Trouble is, it takes a hell of a lot to shock people these days. Personally, I seldom find his schtick amusing... only nauseating. Apparently, on the "Freddy Got Fingered" DVD, there is an "easter egg" featuring the rather infamous clip of him bringing a dead raccoon onto the Mike Bullard show (a late-night Canadian talk show, similar to Leno or Letterman). Bullard was so grossed out that he tossed his cookies -- off-camera, mercifully. That's basically how I feel about Tom Green's antics. I'm not offended, just physically sickened.

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[Boodikka]

Marky, the Jodie/Kelly/Whitney story may be apochryphal, there are so many variants of it. Whitney has been with her assistant Robin off and on forever, Jodie's so deep in her closet she could be a shoe-tree, and Kelly is just DUMB! An example of Kelly's McSillyness: after years of laying low in her merkin marriage and keeping the whispers down, Kelly decides to go back into live theatre here in NY. She's in NY FIVE MINUTES and she's busted making out with the bartender at Henrietta Hudson's! DUMB!

As for Tail Gunner Tom Selleck, NRA stands for "Not Really Attracted" to the ladies. Remember his "sponsoring" the Men's Volleyball Team a few years's back? Remember the cute puka items some of the hunky guys were sporting everywhere? Ever wonder how they got them? Yes, Magnum did a little Investigating of Privates....I hope "Kahuna" is Hawaiian for safe sex. Jilly Mack's beard for Tom was about as fuzzy as Kelly Rector's for Calvin Klein.

I'm pretty sure Michael Jackson and Liz Taylor sit around and fantasize about Montgomery Clift......

And Drew....well, Drew's Sappho dances are news to no one (would always see her out and about with Sassy Magazine's Jane Pratt back in the day, and also with her Little West 12th Street "roomie" Courtney Love), except supposedly to Tom Green. That was part of the breakup, along with Drew belonging to the Human race, and Tom's species being indeterminate.





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[markydefad]

Boodi,



Before we abondon the Cruisey/Kidgloves ( as you so lovingly refer to them), I'd like to bring up a couple things I've heard.



#1) Shortly after their "marriage", they were paying a number of visits to a fertility specialist in Century City Hospital. This was told to me by the staff of my own doctor's office in the same facility. The bitchy comment made to me was that Tom was shootin' blanks. Now do you suppose they actually were attempting a legimate birth or was this to throw the bloodhounds off the scent?



#2) Supposedly, a month before Tommy filed for divorce, Nicole had suffered a miscarriage. Now this raised a red flag to me that she had been foolin' around with someone else (Ewan MacGregor?) and got preggers and Tom had to dump her. Of course, then I didn't have any insight into Nicole's love of the ladies. What are the possibilities to explain the pregnancy? A sham? A sympathy ploy for the press?



#3) Mimi Rogers (Tommy's first "wife") has made some hilarious remarks to the press regarding Tom's lack of interest in sex. Remember that Playboy article where she said Tom was like a monk? She was sorta like the Martha Mitchell of the Cruise camp--a livewire they couldn't quite keep on the choke chain they'd imposed. She's the only one who's seemed amused to make wry, cryptic comments about Tom and then smile a Mona Lisa smile and refuse to comment any further.

I bet that irks the hell out of the Cruisey camp!



Whatcha think?



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