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Well , we explored our "Porn Names" in an earlier post so NOW, kids.... I ain't a DRAG QUEEN...BUT over the years I've heard some very amusing names that drag performers have used. Most are not coming back to me now...BUT I expect you all can help me compile a list of outrageous and clever names.
2 that I heard recently in a play here called "Southern Baptist Sissies"...
Sheila Noya
Iona TraYler (the queen makes sure you know it's spelled with a "y")
Also, someone once used...
Amanda Wreckinwith
OK, Your Turn..... :grin:
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How about, "Noxema Jackson, Jesse's sister." :lol:
I'm sorry, but I thought Wesley Snipes was wild with that line.
Do you know I can't remember any of the names, even the ones I had to play music for. I have to put the thinking cap on and come back here. ITMT, here's one from DeNiro's "Flawless": IVANNA MAN (Duh?)
Love Has No Time or Place
Nicky
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Tina Turnoff
Mariah Scary
Empress Edwina Schnitzal (sic) La Moo, Divine Ruler Of Toronto Junior Sovereign Imperial Court.
...yes, that last one was for real... if you think her self-declared title was a hoot, you should've heard her speak!
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Connie Lingus
Charity Case
Hedda Lettus
Kay Serrah
Kay Wye
Lois Carmen Denominator
Claire Voyant
Helen Wheels
Anita Mann
Ann Nora Ecksia
Anita Amanda Feelgood
Sofanda Cox
Sharon Husbands
Seliphane Rappa
Phyl Aschio
Devoida Taste
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It's official, Marky: You've put far too much thought into this.
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Carmen Ghia (from "The Producers")
and I just invented: Heidi Hoe or Heidi Heidi Hoe :lol:
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Real GIRLS I knew and I am sure Nick you knew them (or heard of them) as well....
Mattie Hatter
Tinsel Garland
Brandy Alexander
Ruby Rims
Chick N. Hawks
Donna Sue Dogshit
Gilda Lily
Sue Zuki
Lily Putian
Marilyn Mansion (big fat girl)
Shyd Sharrisse
Varla Jean Merman
I Believe In The Boogie, But Lovin\' Is Really My Game.
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D.M.,
Good list!!!! Those are the kinda names I remember hearing. Especially LOVE Shyd Sharisse (I hear Carol Channing saying it in her sibilant character's voice).
What about?:
Claudja Balls
Yvonne DeTerrible
Ivanna Bea Love Bayou
Butcha R. Blanche
Syl LaCone
Cher DaLand or Cher DeWelth
Doris Daisy Duke (3 in 0ne!!!) :lol:
I can't STOP!!!!!!!!
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Ida Hoe
Nancy Boise
I.P. Daily (sister to E.G.)
Rita N. Weep
Maxie Padz
Fay Wray Donaway
Ann Miller Lite
Bunny Hopz
Chita Mann
Fanny Packer
Dizzy R. Nez
Aretha Roundanek
I Believe In The Boogie, But Lovin\' Is Really My Game.
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My fave from that round is Ann Miller Lite--so simple, yet so succinct. :grin:
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Bertha Vanation (I remember hearing this somewhere).
I also thought of some others while I was driving tonight--BUT they've slipped right out of me ole head. Now, I'm gonna dream about this **** til I remember!!! :lol:
What about:
Ora Lee or
Ora Lee Spitz or
Ora Lee Swallows
Old joke from the job:
If Tuesday Weld married Fredric March the 2nd--she'd be Tuesday March the 2nd. My boss loves that joke!!! :roll:
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If Hedda Lettuce married Kevin Bacon....they would produce some tomato !
I Believe In The Boogie, But Lovin\' Is Really My Game.
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A club here in Mancunia has a 'hostess' (or is it 'door whore' these days?) called Miss Cara -mascara, geddit? I know, it sucks doesn't it (so does she/he apparently!).
...ya gotta beat the street......
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Vaginal Davis is/was a big-name black drag queen in SF. She was always in the gay papers. Keefe, is Miss Vag still around???
"Lost inside adorable illusion...."
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I know I'm joining this topic late (hey, I've been busy!), but I will never forget how hard Bob laughed when he read about the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence member named...
Helena Handbasket
\"...a once in a lifetime feeling that returns every week...\"
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Most of these are actual drag queens here in Melbourne:
Melony Brests
Sue Ridge
Donnatela Nuthin
Ivy Druguser
Barb Wire
Mona Lott
Anna Ki
....there are a helluva lot more but I can't remember them now.
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Okay, here's a few who played Whorelando back in my day:
Rusty Fawcett
Lady Latonia
Lana Lane
Carmela Marcella Garcia (she's still at it!)
Miss P (longtime mistress of ceremonies at the Parliament House - "Put your hands together" - clap)
We also had big, fat queens that I can't recall their names and queens in nun outfits who roller skated around the stage.
I always preferred the queens who danced over the ones who did ballads.
By the way - The Parliament House is billed as "The World's Largest Gay Resort." Have any of you been there?
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A fews names off the top of my head...
Malt Biscuit
Penni Traitor
Vicki Vegas
Shimmer Chernobyl
Tayla Made
Scarlet Fever
Misty Munday
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