One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her
> > husband in bed with another woman...
> > Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony
> > of their 20th-floor apartment, killing him instantly.
> > When brought before the court on the charge of murder, she was asked
> > if she had anything to say in defense of herself.
> > "Well, Your Honor," she began coolly.
> > "I figured that at 92, if he could ****, he could fly!