Punishing the overrated
With time and experience, one starts to cut the good stuff from that being just hype. And being that disco was underrated during many years, what better revenge than to slam those rock/pop turds that were pushed down our throats for too many a time!
So these are my picks for Saddam-like music statues to take down (you can post yours):
FIVE OVERRATED STYLES/GENRES/MOVEMENTS
-PSYCHEDELIA: years reading magazines about how far-out these gems were, and then you finally find them and they're laughable! I'm talking late-Sixties "acid" culture and all its casualties, from Jefferson Airplane and Grateful Dead on down! Go buy a new brain, folks!
-WHITE BLUES: Paul Butterfield, Mike Bloomfield, Alvin Lee, all that unknowns that appeared in the festival movies... These guys seem to have heard John Mayall (back when he had Eric Clapton in his band) and said: "hey, I can do it too!" Wrong! Should have played some B.B. King records instead.
-GRUNGE: hey, what's new in trying to copy Neil Young or Sonic Youth or the Pixies with some lazy all-attitude young kids? :roll: No big amp will compensate for a lousy guitar. And Nirvana... fortunately I saw them live and know they didn't make up for the hype they received.
-THE MANCHESTER WAVE: theze lads eat the pills and drink the drinks and have the sunglasses, but could they have some nice melody for a change? Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, UK Charlatans, Inspiral Carpets, you name it... Kula Shaker! :-o
-THE CHILL-OUT WAVE: yes, put some echo in that acoustic guitar playing the same chord at turtle speed, then add some 70s synths and zombie vocals, let them drone on and on... and voilá! You're ready to do your own Bossa & Zep album! ;)
NINE OVERRATED BANDS/SOLOISTS
-JAPAN: better than Duran Duran?! Give me a break! :roll:
-SYD BARRETT-ERA PINK FLOYD: better than Dark Side?! Some people want to be different no matter what. :-?
-BECK: two very good songs ("Loser" and "Devil's Haircut"), some wit... hmmm, not much more. Thank God I saw him live too... it was pathetic.
-PATTI SMITH: a valuable poet, no doubt. But singing? :-?
-MARILYN MANSON: remember when they said this guy was the artist of the decade? :D
-GUNS N' ROSES: remember when they said this was the band of the decade? :D
-OASIS: need I say more? :p
-RADIOHEAD: oh, I need to suffer, I'm so young and well-bred! let's rip some Pink Floyd stuff and dress dirty! :p
-THE STROKES: proof than in today's rock world the looks are all that matter. 8-)
THREE OVERRATED ALBUMS
-PET SOUNDS (The Beach Boys): being much less known than the Beatles in some places, some journalists now dare to suggest this record is better than Sgt. Pepper's. Absolutely pretentious and depressing stuff. Give me back my surfboard!
-ALL THINGS MUST PASS (George Harrison): the best song lost a trial for plagiarism and the rest sound (poorly) all the same. The third record, the one with the jams, must be the most ludicrous waste of vinyl ever. Jam with better musicians, George, or at least hide their drugs!
-NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS (Sex Pistols): yes, a great statement. Great cover art. Whatever. Let's play all of it. How many songs are there? Hmmm... :roll:
BONUS: THREE CAREERS GONE BAD
-PETER GABRIEL: after the great So, this guy just tried to pull the same trick (ripping himself), and with longer vacation periods each time. Now he's competing with Axl Rose for the Laziest Star Prize.
-THE ROLLING STONES: the good songs period ended when Bill Wyman left. Still, they remain a nice live show.
-BJÖRK: we wanted you happy, girl. Stop sobbing and wailing about God knows what...
OK! I feel better now... :icon_mrgreen:
It don't mean a thing (if ain't got that swing)
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