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    The Truth About Halle Berry!

    Well for all the guyz/girlz who think this woman is of a supernatural beauty!

    The're right!

    This pic proofs that she is from the world above!


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    Heaven sent? Apparently, when she comes down to earth she is a downright cuhnt, as evidenced by a former co-worker at a well-known NYC department store where I work.

    Berry and her sister approached my former co-worker on the main floor and asked him where they could find the bedsheets. He explained to Berry that our store no longer carried bedwear, and that the best place to go for it was Macy's. Berry must have had a severe estrogen attack because next thing he knew, both Berry and sis were following him as he walked to the top floor, only to be saved by another co-worker who he worked with. He told me later on that Berry knows that Macy's is the place to go for bedsheets--any wonder why Macy's doesn't advertise their bedwear? It is up there with Bloomie's.
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    Quote Originally Written by Salsoul1975
    Heaven sent? Apparently, when she comes down to earth she is a downright cuhnt, as evidenced by a former co-worker at a well-known NYC department store where I work...
    Interesting spelling of the 'C' word. Is it meant in a complimentary way? Um...I think not.

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    Quote Originally Written by Salsoul1975
    Heaven sent? Apparently, when she comes down to earth she is a downright cuhnt
    OMG, another 1 of Paul's dreams shattered!

    Lina, have you ever met Halle? Tell us girl :-)

    BTW, in N.Y., "cuhnt" means: cute unhibited hard nippled teaser. Just slang for hot babe ;-)

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    The acronym used for Halle actually seems OK to me Johan. I didn't know cuhnt was an acronym for something :)
    Even presuming it was meant as an insult, the event Salsoul described doesn't seem bad to me. Heck, if I could lead Halle or Salma anywhere, you know where I'd be taking 'em ;)
    Find them and destroy them!

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    Quote Originally Written by paul
    The acronym used for Halle actually seems OK to me Johan. I didn't know cuhnt was an acronym for something :)
    :)
    You guys' aren't serious? I'm laughing me pants off right now.

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    Buckaroo, I hope you didn't watch this @ work :-)

    Great new board, Bernie, now we can even place much BIGGER ti...ehmm pics ;-)

    Honestly, I don't know if Paul believed the cuhnt-explanation :-):-):-)

    This is Hally, pic taken yesterday @ the Cannes-Filmfestival:

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    I did. I'm so easy sometimes :)
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    Quote Originally Written by Videoskooter
    Buckaroo, I hope you didn't watch this @ work :-)
    :) Yes! I am!!

    Great new board, Bernie, now we can even place much BIGGER ti...ehmm pics ;-)
    :) :) :)
    This is Hally, pic taken yesterday @ the Cannes-Filmfestival:
    Don't you mean the Cuhnt's **** Festival??? :) :)

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    You were right in your Da Vinci Code post VS !! :-P

    I'm seeing that now is the time in need for Jesus to make his return !!! :-P:-P:-P .... Muy pronto !!!





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    Re: The Truth About Halle Berry!

    Quote Originally Written by remicks
    I'm seeing that now is the time in need for Jesus to make his return !!! :-P:-P:-P .... Muy pronto !!!
    Remicks, my beloved friend, thx for putting me on the righteous path again coz', yes, I HAVE sinned!

    I also want to apologize to all the members for posting those filthy pics!

    I won't be tempted again!!!!

    From now on I'll only promote Intelligent Design:




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    Re: The Truth About Halle Berry!

    You're going to burn forever in Hell-fire and damnation!!! But be sure to post a few more pix first... ;)

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    Re: The Truth About Halle Berry!

    Quote Originally Written by Videoskooter

    From now on I'll only promote Intelligent Design:
    :lol::lol:

    Baby, take me
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    high up where the stallion
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    Re: The Truth About Halle Berry!

    1st rule of Economics: if there's a demand, there better be a supply








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    Re: The Truth About Halle Berry!

    You all want a big piece of Halle huh :D

    Who's "hitting" that nowadays?
    Find them and destroy them!

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    Hey Paul, just take a ticket and wait yer turn... ;)

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