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    Tom Cruise Uncovered!

    I always doubted this dude! The stunts he did, the cocktails he made, I just couldn't believe this guy was real :o

    And this shocking pic is the ultimate proof: Tom Cruise is a robot. Watch how people from Henson Entertainment control this state of the art doll :o The hi-tech can be clearly seen here! That's why we never saw shots of his butt

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    I have posted the following "rumours" before but as I got additional info on the subject recently here's an encore: according to inside pr personnel and journalists covering the territory, Tom is into being buggered by black men, and don't be gentlewhile you're at it guys . There's a rustic yet extremely classy restaurant up in the hill off the town of Capri that specializes in lemon sauces, and upon request, they readily admitted that Tom is a frequent visitor, his walled villa being in the vicinity. It's easy to spot, just below the restaurant down the hill towards the sea. They also told that at first when he came to dinner he insisted all the other customers were to be thrown out, mid dinner. The management declined and always treated the scientologist and his entourage of dapper young gentlemen, never a lady with them, just like everyone else. And did you hear about the one about him and his ex-wife: "according to a rumour" she got paid 6 million dollars - not that much by the usual standards but at that time she was all but broke - and a promise of a career should she agree to stay married to Tom for that number of years, to complete a picture of an increrasingly marketable product that Cruise was. And she did. Living with him turned out to be sheer hell for her, and f.ex. when the couple wanted their house interiors painted, N sent a notice to the company employing the workers that they must turn and face the wall whenever the lady of the house walked by. When they didn't she stood there screaming her head off. - Clever, totally ruthless to closeted poofs and good at their job, the often gay journos paid to interview the couple took sadistic pleasure in poking at Tom where it hurted, ever so slightly yet with diabolical precision. The star naturally complained to the studio heads, to no avail. And it's still going on, with apparently some real dirt about to fly. Stay tuned.

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    So not only is Tom gay, he has a thing for the brothas Jussi? 8)
    Hmm, if you're reading this Nicky, any thoughts?

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    Let's go further :lol: Tom Cruise has agreed to sign an EXPENSIVE marriage-contract but.... in return Katie must change her name officially in KatE and she has to follow a strict training-program with "Buff Brides". So hard, her daddy is very mad at De La Cruise!!!

    Tom says: "she has delivered our baby, now is the time to work very hard to get that perfect body for the wedding day!"

    And yes, :o :o :o :o :o :roll:

    Oòoooooprahhhhhh!


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    OK, so Nicky is blowing me off :lol:
    Anyway, Tom is such a ********. The woman just had a baby and I'm sure her maternal instincts are foremost as opposed to having the body Tom wants. Hey I like a hot body as much as the next guy but give her a chance.
    I'm not surprised the pre-nup contract is so expensive for him. What woman could put up with such an ego unless there was something big in it for her.

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    Hey I had one of those husbands...he was constantly asking me when I was going to hit the gym and I was like geez, can my stitches please heal before I start boot camp? Poor Katie, I hear ya girl....

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    Looks like you got around to it eventually Lina :P

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    Quote Originally Written by Angelina77
    ... can my stitches please heal before I start boot camp? Poor Katie, I hear ya girl....
    Men who behave like that should be send to a boot camp themselves!!!

    Hey Lìiiiiiiiiiinàaaaaaaaaaa:


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