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A grateful oil rich Iraq ... in appreciation to the USA for rescuing their asses from their sorry state of affairs .... and bringing to them democracy ..... has come up with an appropriate gesture of gratitude. For the next year , all gas supplies will be funneled for free to the USA , and all gas will be made available free to the generous American people to compensate for the billions and billions of their hard earned money they had to shell out to create the new Iraq.
"It's truly the least we could do " said Iraq's grateful new leaders. " We are aware of the profit obsessed oil companies shamelessly holding the American people hostage at the pumps in a form of capitalistic terrorism. We want to now help to similarly liberate these good people from their own ruthless captures .... and in the process , also show them that all of their liberating efforts being made here .......... haven't been about greed and oil "
THANK YOU GOOD AMERICANS ! Please accept this gesture as a fitting payback . You deserve it !!!!
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Double Platinum Record [Level 9]
You reading the "Onion" again remicks :lol:
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