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    You're A Gay Cowboy If....

    10. Your saddle is Versace.
    9. Instead of Home on the Range, you sing It's Raining Men
    8. You enjoy ridin', ropin' and redecoratin'.
    7. Sold your livestock to buy tickets to Mamma Mia!
    6. After watching reruns of Gunsmoke, you have to take a cold
    shower.
    5. Native Americans refer to you as Dances With Men.
    4. You've been lassoed more times than most steers.
    3. You're wearing chaps, yet your "ranch" is in Chelsea.
    2. Instead of a saloon, you prefer a salon.
    1. You love riding, but you don't have a horse.

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    Re: You're A Gay Cowboy If....

    Quote Originally Written by nrgbeat
    10. Your saddle is Versace-YES.
    9. Instead of Home on the Range, you sing It's Raining Men-YES
    8. You enjoy ridin', ropin' and redecoratin'-YES
    7. Sold your livestock to buy tickets to Mamma Mia!-NO
    6. After watching reruns of Gunsmoke, you have to take a cold
    shower.-NO
    5. Native Americans refer to you as Dances With Men.-PASS
    4. You've been lassoed more times than most steers.-NO
    3. You're wearing chaps, yet your "ranch" is in Chelsea.-YES
    2. Instead of a saloon, you prefer a salon.-YES
    1. You love riding, but you don't have a horse.-YES
    Ehmmmm-how am I doing?????

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    Your a gay cowboy if...........

    Your wife dances the lead when you do the boot scooting boogie.

    You and your wife have matching pink cowboy boots.

    You've never had a Bud Light but adore Shirley Temples.

    Just kidding, to all my gay brothers and sisters :P

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    Re: You're A Gay Cowboy If....

    Quote Originally Written by nrgbeat
    10. Your saddle is Versace. No
    9. Instead of Home on the Range, you sing It's Raining Men. No
    8. You enjoy ridin', ropin' and redecoratin'. No
    7. Sold your livestock to buy tickets to Mamma Mia! No
    6. After watching reruns of Gunsmoke, you have to take a cold
    shower. No
    5. Native Americans refer to you as Dances With Men. No
    4. You've been lassoed more times than most steers. No
    3. You're wearing chaps, yet your "ranch" is in Chelsea. No
    2. Instead of a saloon, you prefer a salon. No
    1. You love riding, but you don't have a horse.
    No

    Oh My God!!! Im a closet straight!!!! :oops:

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    Re: You're A Gay Cowboy If....

    Quote Originally Written by discodevil

    Oh My God!!! Im a closet straight!!!! :oops:
    I'm coming out
    I want the world to know
    Got to let it show :lol:

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    Paul, where are your answers to NRG's list???? MMMMhhhhhh :lol:

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    Re: You're A Gay Cowboy If....


     

     

    Quote Originally Written by nrgbeat
    10. Your saddle is Versace. Si
    9. Instead of Home on the Range, you sing It's Raining Men Si
    8. You enjoy ridin', ropin' and redecoratin'. Si
    7. Sold your livestock to buy tickets to Mamma Mia! No
    6. After watching reruns of Gunsmoke, you have to take a cold
    shower. No
    5. Native Americans refer to you as Dances With Men. No
    4. You've been lassoed more times than most steers. Si
    3. You're wearing chaps, yet your "ranch" is in Chelsea. No
    2. Instead of a saloon, you prefer a salon. Si
    1. You love riding, but you don't have a horse. si
    I'm coming out
    I want the world to know
    Got to let it show :o 8)

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