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    Joke about Cerrone

    Gwyneth Paltrow, Oscar winner, and her husband, whats-his-name from Coldplay, named their new baby girl 'Apple'. Which is just FINE.

    I think unusual baby names are great. Only a few months ago, I was trying to convince my sister to name her new son 'Supernature.'

    'Supernature? Supernature? What kind of name is that?' she questioned flatly.

    She's used to me having unorthodox opinions, obviously.

    'Well, "Supernature" was this REALLY cool disco song by this French guy named Cerrone. It came out in the late '70s and it's all spooky and scary and it was a huge hit all over the world and it's one of my favorite songs EVER!'

    'Well, I never heard of it. What's the song about?'

    'Oh, it's about... experimenting on animals and the animals grow up to be partially human and they rampage through the countryside taking out their revenge for being deformed on the real humans.'

    'And this is a DISCO song?'

    'Yes.'

    'And you want me to name YOUR nephew after it?'

    'It's a REALLY cool song. AND the album cover is VERY cool, totally an 'Island Of Doctor Moreau' thing going on.'

    My sister considered it, for a minute.

    'No, not gonna happen, sorry'.



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    I'm with your sister (sorry). 'Supernature' would not be a good name for a kid. Imagine all of the jokes the child would have to endure growing up. I think 'Cerrone' would make a better name if it's a boy, or 'Cerronia' if its a girl. :D

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    :o I woulda' thought my middle name was worse....but I guess...


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    .........better than "OOPS OH NO "

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    Quote Originally Written by remicks
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    .........better than "OOPS OH NO "

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    :lol: an unfortunate, but appropriate name for Cerrone and LaToya Jackson's bastard child :P

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