"SOUTH PARK" skewers TOMMY CRUISE!!!

**markydefad** · November 18th, 2005, 06:45 PM

I haven't sen it yet--but my co-workers tell me that Tiny Tommy and John Travolta and Scientology all get it BIGTIME on this week's episode. Tom goes into Stan's closet and likes it in there and won't come out--Travolta enters the closet to try and get Tom out and he finds he likes in in there too!!! :lol:

Can't wait to see this one...and wait for the end credits for the big joke payoff!!! :P

**Videoskooter** · November 18th, 2005, 07:12 PM

Poor Tommie! Oprah, invite this poor soul please. Make him jump on your couch again!

**markydefad** · November 19th, 2005, 04:34 PM

OK, I caught it last night. Scientologists think Stan is the reincarnation of L.Ron Hubbard....Tom appears in Stan's bedroom to brownnose the man he worships...he unctuously asks Stan if he likes his movies...Stan says.."well, uh.. yeah you're oK... but you're not Leonardo DiCaprio...you're no Gene Hackman or that guy from "Napolean Dynomite." This freaks Tom out and he rushes to Stan's closet and locks himself "in the closet" prompting an array of " Tom, please come out of the closet" jokes!!! Hilarious. :lol:

**markydefad** · January 19th, 2006, 11:54 AM

Well, it's happened. Tiny Tom has threatened to sue the "South Park" creators if they repeat this episode--so they've yanked it from its upcoming airdate. I hope someone taped it. It was killer funny. :P :lol:

:evil: :o :x :roll:

**Videoskooter** · January 19th, 2006, 01:58 PM

Katieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeee!

**markydefad** · March 20th, 2006, 02:56 PM

Well now it's actually happened--Tiny Tom has threatened not to promote "Mission Impossible 3" (AS IF!!!) if the parent company Viacom (owns Paramount Pictures & Comedy Central) doesn't prevent "South Park" from reairing the "Tom is in the closet" episode.

Good news: now EVERYONE in the world can see the episode as clips are being run constantly on the cable news shows!!!!!!!!!!!

The control freak gets bitch-slapped once again.
"The Hunter Gets Captured By The Game." :lol:

**remicks** · March 20th, 2006, 04:30 PM

*****

Here it is on Youtube :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI4mV...om%20cruise%20

*****

**ol'skinflint** · March 20th, 2006, 06:19 PM

and I hope they DO show it again JUST SO tom Won't promote 'Mission Impossible 3". Anything that pisses off Tom.E is okay by me. Plus, I am the PERFECT guy to replace Isaac Hayes. A bass voice and absolutely no religious hangups at all, so if one of South Park's producers is reading this, please contact me. I don't sing as well as he but will fake it like so many others do.....