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    Enrique Inglesias' Quest For Small Condoms

    Now this was a weird article in a serious newspaper. Apparantly Enrique Iglesias is asking condom manufacturers to release an extra-small size.

    Enrique says:" I do hope that now that I have come forward with the problem, other men won't be ashamed either to point out this problem" :o

    Size doesn't mather, or does it 8) Well, the guy is dating Anna "Mmmmh" Kournikova :o


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    :oops: Of course size matters......to the man behind the penis! If he is insecure or oversecure it shows in his attitude and performance. If he is confident either way the sex is great and there are no issues about size. I don't tend to judge by the size of the guys penis, I'm more concerned on how the sex is going to be, not how big or small he is. :o :o

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    Quote Originally Written by Angelina77
    :oops: Of course size matters......to the man behind the penis! If he is insecure or oversecure it shows in his attitude and performance. If he is confident either way the sex is great and there are no issues about size. I don't tend to judge by the size of the guys penis, I'm more concerned on how the sex is going to be, not how big or small he is. :o :o
    Well, you know they say there is a difference between a dick and a penis. It sounds like you are more forgiving of guys like Enrique. He may have a penis (a small penis) but he has a big sack o' balls admitting it.

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    OMG, Angelina, you were famous here in the 70's, Holland, Belgium , Germany , France :o




    This was a big hit in Europe! :D

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    Wonder why size has become more important than the ability to procreate in a world where a growing proportion of men are infertile? Is it just coincidence that this has become more of an issue since porn became more mainstream (and in particular Gay porn?), or have men always had these insecurities about size? If we look at classic art depicting male nudes, very few of them were well endowed.

    Question: Why would a woman prefer to have intercourse with a guy who has a big todger? Surely, there's a point at which it becomes painful and therefore, counter-productive?

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    I think size is associated with power.

    Bigger cars, bigger houses, bigger dicks make one feel more powerful.

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    In which case, why the need to feel powerful?

    Even the multi millionaires of this world have someone or something that has a hold over them.

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    Quote Originally Written by QUINNY
    In which case, why the need to feel powerful?

    Even the multi millionaires of this world have someone or something that has a hold over them.
    Interesting (and very comforting) to see someone else asking this question. The need to feel powerful was recently discussed on another website's forum as someone brought up the question 'do animals have a need for domination'. I'm not quite sure if a discussion about smaller condoms needs to lead to a chat about world domination though :lol: (although I'm willing if you're willing!)

    My theory is that, unfortunately, penis size seems to matter to a majority of men. It seems that the bigger you are the more confident you are...but then my argument with that is that men deal with major insecurity issues their whole life so penis size, body size and wallet size all help to make the average male's life one gigantic hell on earth (notice I didn't mention brain size?!)

    This, of course, is not the case for every man. Those of us who learn to accept our flaws and can see that everything in life is a balance, are able to sleep peacefully at night.

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    Wow Johan a sx machine aye? HeeHee :oops:

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    Oh Yes! Even the server where the pics are hosted has crashed. You're too hot honey :lol:

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    :lol: You're a funny guy! Makes that trip to Belgium seem a little more urgent huh? Paul doesn't seem to want me to have a "layover" in San Diego :(

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    WHOA WHOA WHOA there videoskooter ANGELINA 77 is all mine she aint bad at all on the eyes and speaking of eyes have you seen hers?mmmm they look beautiful 8) :P

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    Wow carnage...spanx. Didn't know my eyes could hypnotize over the net!

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    Quote Originally Written by Angelina77
    :lol: You're a funny guy! Makes that trip to Belgium seem a little more urgent huh? Paul doesn't seem to want me to have a "layover" in San Diego :(
    Ummm, yes I do 8)

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