Wall Of Breasts

[Videoskooter]

No no no, you won't find pics this time :o

This is about men and their shopping nightmares. You know, you want to give your honey some nice lingerie, you go to da shop and the girl there asks you the one million dollar question: which cup?!?

A Dutch institute has found the answer: they install a wall of breasts in the shop where all the cups are displayed in soft silicone. So, you can feel and relatively be sure that you bought the right thing.

I think this is an outrage! I always ask the shopassistant if I can touch hers and then I can tell if I need smaller or larger.

They're starting to take away all fun in life nowadays :evil:

[Angelina77]

I hate bra shopping. They neva have my size in the cute bras. I have one of the oddest size pair of boobs ever created. Who ever heard of a 34 DD? So if you have cute bras in my size over in your neck of the woods Video send em my way ;)

[QUINNY]

Sometimes it pays to listen to your wife/girlfriend when she comes home with a new bra and proceeds to tell you how she always thought she was a 34B but for some reason she was fitted with a 34C. Then she asks the question. My boobs don't feel any bigger to you, do they? 8) :-? :lol:

[Videoskooter]

Who ever heard of a 34 DD?

I'm sure Paul did, :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: And the poor fellow can't see your pic :cry:

Paul, I feel your pain :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[paul]

Who ever heard of a 34 DD?

I'm sure Paul did, :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: And the poor fellow can't see your pic :cry:

Paul, I feel your pain :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Johan...you know me too well :lol:

So Angelina, where do you live again :lol: Just kidding, I'm not the stalker type. I'm a leg man mostly though your proportions might change that! :lol:

[paul]

Sometimes it pays to listen to your wife/girlfriend when she comes home with a new bra and proceeds to tell you how she always thought she was a 34B but for some reason she was fitted with a 34C. Then she asks the question. My boobs don't feel any bigger to you, do they? 8) :-? :lol:

And you say the required answer, "of course" 8)

[Angelina77]

Well Paul, I'm damn near 6ft tall, will that help. J/K ;)

[Videoskooter]

Wow, Angelina, I'm 6,05 ft. We are tall people! But I believe Paul is also a big guy. Too bad if you like sportscars like I do. Most of them are just too small for me.

[paul]

Well Paul, I'm damn near 6ft tall, will that help. J/K ;)

Sounds even more delicious, errr...sounds awfully good :D
And I'm missing all that in the photo?
I'm not a computer geek but I guess it must be some filter setting on my computers? :roll:

[paul]

Wow, Angelina, I'm 6,05 ft. We are tall people! But I believe Paul is also a big guy. Too bad if you like sportscars like I do. Most of them are just too small for me.

I only stand a mere 6' so you got me by 05 ft.
Johan, my Trans-Am was a perfect fit for me. I know what you mean though. I've been in some Japanese (wanna be) sports cars and I felt cramped. I think you'd be OK in the T/A.
When the situation demands, the glass for the T-Roof is removable

[Angelina77]

I like sports cars but I drive a Chevy truck meself. I'm really into camping and outdoorsey stuff that makes a truck more practical for me!! ;)

[Videoskooter]

I'm really into camping and outdoorsey stuff that makes a truck more practical for me!! ;)

:D Come work for me. You can drive trucks, camp and work outdoors.

[Angelina77]

Sounds like a plan, who will I be workin on? Camping with? and driving trucks for?

[paul]

I got so caught up in Angelina :D I forgot to tell ya Johan that I expected pics when I saw the titles for this post :lol:

[Videoskooter]

Sounds like a plan, who will I be workin on? Camping with? and driving trucks for?

Me of course! I pay good but I demand a lot of my staff. It's hard and tough work Angelina. You need to have much-a-muscles :D

[Bernie]

No silicone nonsense here. I'm with Johan, I want the sales girl to be the reference model

[Videoskooter]

I got so caught up in Angelina :D I forgot to tell ya Johan that I expected pics when I saw the titles for this post :lol:

Yeèèèèèèèèèèèz! I knew, I fooled many here :lol:

But to get back on topic. Can u imagine da situation: a guy walks in, doesn't know the size of the bra and is directed to the wall of fame where he starts to touch all the breasts while the shopassistant(s) is/are watching him while says: No, not this one, no, not this one, no, not this one, mmmh, maybe, I think so :o

I would feel pretty embarrassed!

BTW didn't Howard Hughes have something like that. Didn't he have a pair of replicas from Jayne Mansfield's delight???

[Angelina77]

Sorry to get you guys all caught up. I'd like to have the opposite in a mens underpants shop!!! Real models to make sure we have a firm fit?? ;)

[Videoskooter]

Angelina, this is what I wear sexy, ain't it

[paul]

Nice bulge ya got working there Johan :lol:
What do ya prefer Angelina, boxers, briefs, or nothing?

[Videoskooter]

Nice bulge ya got working there Johan :lol:
What do ya prefer Angelina, boxers, briefs, or nothing?

Thx Paul, love you too

I always wear the real American Boxers like this one:

No tanga or strings for me. Just hang loose! Just realised that I never wore Jockstraps. Don't know how that feels.

[Angelina77]

I like guys in boxers! Tighty whities are sexy too but a man in boxers is way hot. Commando is cool too. But my preference is boxers! ;)

[paul]

I wear boxers exclusively

[Videoskooter]

So do I, you see Paul, we are made for eachother :o

[paul]

Are we talking menage a trois?