Gay Choice Top 3

**Videoskooter** · November 2nd, 2005, 11:04 AM

A british poll amongst gays and lesbians revealed their top 3 of famous people they would marry:

Lesbian's choice:

1.Angelina Jolie

2.Jodie Foster
3.Charlize Theron

Also popular: Ann Robinson

Gay's choice:

1.David Beckham

2.Vin Diesel
3.Robbie Williams

Also popular: Tom Selleck

Nobody picked me :cry:

**SandraDee** · November 2nd, 2005, 04:08 PM

Originally Written by Videoskooter

Nobody picked me :cry:

Video, you know that if I'd been polled I would've picked you! I'd happily slip my ring on your finger any time! :lol:

**paul** · November 2nd, 2005, 04:09 PM

Originally Written by SandraDee

Originally Written by Videoskooter

Nobody picked me :cry:

Video, you know that if I'd been polled I would've picked you! I'd happily slip my ring on your finger any time! :lol:

Umm, what finger are you speaking of SD?

**SandraDee** · November 2nd, 2005, 04:11 PM

Well I'm not too fussy which digit is used!

**Videoskooter** · November 2nd, 2005, 04:34 PM

MMMMh, already 1 vote! Thx San!

**Angelina77** · November 2nd, 2005, 04:40 PM

If I were a lesbian I'd definitely want to marry Gwen Stefani. Now if I were a gay man I would soooo want to slip my love stick to Clive Owen!!

**SandraDee** · November 2nd, 2005, 04:44 PM

I'm with you there Angelina. Clive's a real looker, but I'd still prefer Daniel Craig (or eddie Murphy!). I know what u mean about Gwen Stefani too; I'm no expert but she seems sexy in a lesbian kinda way doesn't she?

**QUINNY** · November 2nd, 2005, 04:49 PM

Originally Written by Angelina77

If I were a lesbian I'd definitely want to marry Gwen Stefani. Now if I were a gay man I would soooo want to slip my love stick to Clive Owen!!

Shame the guy can't act.

**Videoskooter** · November 2nd, 2005, 04:53 PM

But Quinny, Clive's such a hunk

**Angelina77** · November 2nd, 2005, 04:56 PM

Who said he had to act? I was just thinkin of slipping him some gay love stick if I were a dude. :P

If you guys could watch any two hetero actors do a gay porn who would they be?

**SandraDee** · November 2nd, 2005, 04:59 PM

Isn't it typical that straight men (excluding video & paul

) don't think that men can be sex objects but they don't mind women being seen in that fashion. :evil:

**nrgbeat** · November 2nd, 2005, 07:54 PM

Originally Written by Angelina77

Who said he had to act? I was just thinkin of slipping him some gay love stick if I were a dude. :P

If you guys could watch any two hetero actors do a gay porn who would they be?

Ray Romano and Steve Buscemi :lol: :lol: :lol:

**Salsoul1975** · November 2nd, 2005, 08:29 PM

Clive Owen is a hunk indeed! So is that guy who's gonna be the new James Bond.

**Salsoul1975** · November 2nd, 2005, 08:30 PM

Originally Written by Angelina77

If I were a lesbian I'd definitely want to marry Gwen Stefani. Now if I were a gay man I would soooo want to slip my love stick to Clive Owen!!

I'd want Clive to slip his love stick to me :-)

**remicks** · November 2nd, 2005, 09:13 PM

*****

never heard of him ... but at first glance :

too much forehead
good hairline slightly irregular
hideous earlobes
missing upper lip
caveman brow
heavy cheeks
slitty eyes/drapy lids
oily surface sheen
fake hair color
full masculine nose
nice teeth, caps /vgood smile
nice chin bulge
nice gray blue eyes w/ strong under lids
dense wide brows but w/ goofy tilt
repeat: nice smile , face lines

overall facial balance:
eyes spaced well
cheeks too low
ears too low
mouth width near perfect
head shape : superior

persona emitted : friendly

calls to mind:
Joe Namath

final score : 7.4/ 10

*****

**Videoskooter** · November 3rd, 2005, 07:54 PM

Originally Written by Angelina77

If you guys could watch any two hetero actors do a gay porn who would they be?

Top: Hulk Hogan
Bottom: Ashton Kutcher

**Angelina77** · November 4th, 2005, 11:10 PM

I'd love to watch Jennifer Aniston and Gwen Stefani go at it or Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher go to town!!

**paul** · November 5th, 2005, 02:27 AM

Originally Written by Angelina77

I'd love to watch Jennifer Aniston and Gwen Stefani go at it or Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher go to town!!

So Bruce Willis would Ashton a reach around? That might be worth seeing :lol:
I'd like to see Salma and Ashley Judd. Ok, I hear you guys saying it's already been done, :D I just wanna se 'em 69ing.

**nrgbeat** · November 5th, 2005, 06:29 AM

More gay couplings:

Michael Jackson and Haley Joel Osmont

Michael Jackson and Gary Coleman

Angelina Joli and Lisa Marie Presley

Bo Bice and Clay Aiken

Salma Hayek and The Olsen Twins licking Starbucks off each other

Queen Latifah and Paris Hilton

Katie Couric and Martha Stewart

**SandraDee** · November 5th, 2005, 04:02 PM

I prefer to watch straight couples having sex. Although I'm gay I find gay porn a bit boring. :-?

**paul** · November 6th, 2005, 12:31 AM

Interesting take SD. Anything in particular thing in hetero porn that turns you on...so to speak?

**SandraDee** · November 10th, 2005, 05:01 PM

The men tend to be sexier IMO in straight porn. The ones in gay porn are just a little too coiffeured & 'perfect' for my liking. I prefer my men 'rough & ready', if you get my drift.

Also, although I don't fancy women I like watching women having orgasms as I find it fascinating how women get amazing orgasms that go on forever! (I'm so jealous!)

**pepper1dancer** · November 10th, 2005, 05:09 PM

Originally Written by SandraDee

The men tend to be sexier IMO in straight porn. The ones in gay porn are just a little too coiffeured & 'perfect' for my liking. I prefer my men 'rough & ready', if you get my drift.

Also, although I don't fancy women I like watching women having orgasms as I find it fascinating how women get amazing orgasms that go on forever! (I'm so jealous!)

Mr Sandradee, you took the words right out of my mouth!!

**paul** · November 10th, 2005, 05:54 PM

Originally Written by SandraDee

The men tend to be sexier IMO in straight porn. The ones in gay porn are just a little too coiffeured & 'perfect' for my liking. I prefer my men 'rough & ready', if you get my drift.

Also, although I don't fancy women I like watching women having orgasms as I find it fascinating how women get amazing orgasms that go on forever! (I'm so jealous!)

Multiple orgasms yes 8) Continous endless orgasm, well let's call that editing(sp). It is a thing of beauty though. Some women scream while at the other end of the spectrum some just roll their eyes back and quiver :D Either way, I love missionary just to see a woman's face at that moment...ahhh

As for the men, I supposed it makes sense you like the men the way women like us.

**SandraDee** · November 10th, 2005, 06:14 PM

Yeah, I often say that it's masculinity that's the turn-on for me. Maybe a really maculine woman might turn me!

I always did think that KD Lang was very attractive. It's official - Sandra's become a dyke! :lol: Going back to female orgasms, I always love playing my many disco records featuring female orgasms & watch other people get very embarassed. :o Records featuring male orgasmic sounds (Cruising The Streets for example) just don't have the same effect on people!