Hell's Playlist for July 12th 2002

[Funky Dude]

Here's my Hell's Playlist for today:

1 - The Murmurs - You Suck (It sucks!)
2 - Nine Inch Nails - Closer To Hogs (This song is disgusting, this bloke sings about beastiality with animals and the lyrics are too disgusting to mention, I'll mention one of them "I want a cow in tight leather", people singing this are sick weirdos)
3 - Schooly D - Gangster Boogie (I think this was the rap band that ruined a great Chicago Gangsters funk track and add a bunch of disgusting lyrics about the typical subjects like pimps, prostitutes and oral sex)
4 - Green Day - Take Back (Puke music)
5 - Green Day - King For A Day (Very stupid)
6 - Kyle's mum singing "Blame Canada" on the South Park movie (I said it before and I'll say it again South Park is very funny but they have very crappy annoying songs. The only character that does really good songs on South Park is Chef [Isaac Hayes], his music is fantastic)
7 - Aqua - Dr Jones (Just as sucky as "Barby Girl")
8 - Father Abraham - Dippy Doo Dippidy Day (Watched this on a 1978 Top Of The Pops episode, it's about Smurths, the clip is okay and I use to enjoy watching the Smurths when I was a kid, but the song in general sucks because sounds very uncool)
9 - Prodigy - Don't Play My Game (I HATE the voice he uses singing "DON'T PLAY MY GAME", it sounds like "DIE WHITE BOY DIE". Hmm I'll add his name to the worst male vocals thread)
10 - Technohead - I Wanna Be A Hippy (I've mentioned it before but I'm just itchin' to mention it again so there it is. Techno/Trance music can't get much worse than this with the exception of "Hampster Dance" because that is 100000000 times worse. What possessed this couple to write such a crappy annoying techno song?)

[Funky Dude]

Here's one I forgot to add:

The Nanny startup theme (I HATE those rich 1950's style broadway songs ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!)

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My hell's playlist for today is

-everything sung by DJ Oetzi ("Hey Baby", "Anton Aus Tirol" and "Live Is Live" [Yes: He also covered this song by "Opus"])

-everything sung by Jürgen Drews (no one who's not living in Germany, Austria or Mallorca will know him I think...)

-all the 80s crap like "Milli Vanilli", "Madness" and things like that.

[Funky Dude]

I've just remembered when I was in primary school and we had to do partner dancing to really crappy old fashion music. So here's a couple more songs for rotation in the Hell's playlist:

Heel'n'Toe Polka (I HATE IT! :evil: I HATE IT! :evil: I HATE IT! :evil: This is one of the crap old fashion songs we had to dance to and it goes something like this "heel'n'toe heel'n'toe, step two three four, heel'n'toe heel'n'toe.... right hand clap left hand clap" AARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! :evil: Some old fart singing it with an old 1930's style voice. I HATE IT! :evil: I HATE IT! :evil: I HATE IT! :evil: )

Mexican Hat Dance (This one sucks nearly as much as the heel'n'toe polka)

Were any of you's forced to dance to such crappy tasteless old fashion music when you's were in primary school say in the 3rd or 4th grade?

[nrgbeat]

It's been sooo long since I've been in 3rd and 4th grade that I can't even remember what we sang or danced to if anything.

I know the stagecoach used to pick me up every morning for school. :grin: