Republican National Convention Schedule:*Revised, July 2004

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Republican National Convention Schedule:*Revised, July 2004

6:00pm - Opening prayer

6:15pm - Supplementary opening prayer

6:30pm - Prayer in thanks of first two prayers

6:45pm - New energy policy presented by Exxon

7:00pm - Canonization of Reagan

7:15pm - Additional prayers

7:30pm - Opening remarks by Halliburton

8:00pm - Prayer for the safety and well-being of Ken "Kenny-boy" Lay

8:15pm - Additional remarks by Halliburton

8:30pm - Stoning of the first homosexual

8:45pm - New healthcare polices presented by HMO leader, Kaiser Permanente

9:00pm - Invasion of Iran or North Korea (TBA)

9:15pm - Halliburton contributes 1.4 billion to Republican party

9:30pm - Reagan elevated to savior, Holy Trinity now referred to as "the quads"

9:45pm - Bush undergoes plastic surgery to look more like Reagan

10:00pm - Cheney runs into Ron Reagan, Jr. Tells him to go fuck himself

10:15pm - Recall of troops from accidental invasion of South Korea (Bush: "Damn, the SOUTH is our ally. My bad.")

10:30pm - Burning at the stake of 16 year-old Jenny Williams, who had an illegal abortion after being raped by her cousin

10:45pm - Dancing around the golden calf

11:00pm - Stoning of the partner of the first homosexual

11:15pm - New forestry policy presented by Weyerhaeuser

11:45pm - Thanking God for his wisdom in choosing Bush as president

12:00pm - Closing prayers (lasting until 2:00am)

2:00 am - Hookers arrive for all delegates

[Videoskooter]

Yeah-and Conan O' Brien will be the new pope!

OMG-great stuff-always look on the bright side of life :D :D

Are there still tickets available for this event?

[erly_star]

haha

why are the republicans coming to new york
It's just a little liberal out there

[markydefad]

Originally Posted by erly_star

haha

why are the republicans coming to new york
It's just a little liberal out there

Because that's where Dubya finally became "Presidential" standing at the 9/11 site with the bullhorn. You haven't forgotten how he's single-handedly won the war on "terrer"?, have ya? :roll:

Mission Accomplished!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[paul]

Anybody following the swiftboat controversy?

[Videoskooter]

Oh yes-I personally think it's gonna be a dirt-campain like we have never seen before and Kerry/Edwards should keep their eyes wide open coz' the Dubyas are goin' to play it very hard.

Go Johnny go!

But now I have to shut up coz' I'm belonging to the old Europe and George has said that we don't know what's good for him, euhm, you.

[paul]

Ya know. I always appreciate how the rest of the world looks at politics globally. :)
The bush regime is using familiar tactics to attack veterans while at the same time courting military votes. Guess what, it's worked before :o

[markydefad]

Yes Paul, and sadly the smear tactics seem to be working. Talk shows on radio & TV can't stop talking about this shit. Every night the attackers crawl outa the primoridial oooze wherein they normally dwell and start spinning their tales. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: Don't trust the word of the guy who Kerry pulled out of the water under enemy fire...believe the guys who weren't there. :o They know that Kerry didn't earn his medals, maybe inflicted the wounds on himself and was only in Vietnam for 4 months. It was all part of his "plan" to document his service and then launch his political career. :o

GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!!!!!

Yeah that's the way. Enlist for Vietnam military service. It's the easy way to launch a political career!!! What's the world coming to? People believe this shit!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

We are half a nation of IDIOTS!!!!! :oops: :oops: :oops:

[markydefad]

One mo' thing...

Don't forget these are the same for-hire slimemeisters on the Dubya payroll who played these tricks on John McCain in the 2000 Republican race. And also the same assholes who attacked & smeared then-Senator Max Clelland-- who only lost 3 limbs in Vietnam. By their logic, that's the "other" way to "launch" a political career??? :evil: :evil: :evil:

[paul]

Exactly Marky. I guess poor old Max should given up all 4 limbs. As it stands now, he's just a coward! :x

[Mixmachine]

It’s Payback Baby!!!! Just like James Brown said “The BIG PAYBACK!!!!”

After all the trash he talked about Viet Nam Vets even when they were still dying over there, (Kerry’s words/testimony was used to torture McCain at the Hanoi Hilton), after throwing away his metals he now so proudly rubs in our faces, and after confessing on tape of taking part in the atrocities he accused others of, now he wraps himself in the flag and looks in my face and says ”reporting for duty” :lol: And He wants my Vote? :lol: , Now, I wonder who really belongs in the “Idiots” half…Hmmmmmm.

[markydefad]

If you've actually served in a war, I think you're entitled to criticze that war. If you voluntarily enlisted, were wounded and did another tour of duty...I'd say you have a MORE-THAN valid voice in objecting to what's going on. The Vietnam war was a colossal mistake and the leaders of our country knew it... nevertheless, they kept sending young Americans to die for a cause they knew was hopeless. We had to save face. :evil:

America had never LOST a war before. We've never gotten over it. :roll:

[paul]

Vietnam is very controversial and unfortunately we are still debating this some 30-40 years later. I'd rather the discussion focus on the future but this is where we are right now. Hey Nicky, I'd really love your take right now pro or con, because your a man who was actually there. Fortunately the war ended some 3 or 4 years before my number came up!

[paul]

Originally Posted by Mixmachine

It’s Payback Baby!!!! Just like James Brown said “The BIG PAYBACK!!!!”...

he wraps himself in the flag and looks in my face and says ”reporting for duty” :lol: And He wants my Vote? :lol: , Now, I wonder who really belongs in the “Idiots” half…Hmmmmmm.

So Mixmachine, you are more troubled by Kerry's over the top Vietnam politics than by the chickenhawks who will make it to their convention but managed to evade Vietnam when it was time to put up or shut up? :o

[markydefad]

Yeah, when it was their time to SERVE THEIR COUNTRY-- the "chickenhawks" had "other priorities"--like saving their precious asses.

Now that they're the powermongers, it's about sending other people's kids to fight THEIR wars.

Can you say "Hypocrite"? Well can ya? :evil: :evil: :evil: