Anyone See Celine Dion on "Today"????

[markydefad]

I'm been off work for a few days...

I saw a most shocking sight yesterday!!!!

Celine was performing in NYC on the "Today Show"!!!!

She's as skinny as ever...BUT newly TANNED (like a fine brown Corinthian leather) and BLONDE (like wheat or flax or straw!!!)

Anyhoo...her new Vegas look reminded me of...

the old hag neighbor, Madga (Lin Shaye) in "There's Something About Mary"!!!! REMEMBER, when we saw her saggy breats on that tanned Barcalounger body???!!!!

I KID YOU NOT!!!!!! SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I wonder if I could persuade J-LOW to adopt Celine's new look??? Hmmmmm.... :roll: )

[keefelc]

Mark, now that you've told us about the Today Show performance, I'm glad I had to run off to get to work!

Were you off to get all the stacks moved?

[NickNack]

Yes, I saw her. She looked scarey but I liked the upbeat thing she closed the show with. Of course, never one to listen to pop radio I don't know if this is her new release.

[ol'skinflint]

Originally Posted by markydefad

I'm been off work for a few days...

I saw a most shocking sight yesterday!!!!

Celine was performing in NYC on the "Today Show"!!!!

She's as skinny as ever...BUT newly TANNED (like a fine brown Corinthian leather) and BLONDE (like wheat or flax or straw!!!)

Anyhoo...her new Vegas look reminded me of...

the old hag neighbor, Madga (Lin Shaye) in "There's Something About Mary"!!!! REMEMBER, when we saw her saggy breats on that tanned Barcalounger body???!!!!

I KID YOU NOT!!!!!! SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I wonder if I could persuade J-LOW to adopt Celine's new look??? Hmmmmm.... :roll: )

Marky: did you read on Netscape that Celine Dion was complaining that audiences at her Las Vegas shows were falling asleep? She, of course, blamed booze, as if there couldn't be any other reason. If I were her, I wouldn't care if the audience was asleep or not, as long as I made 75 mil.