"South Park" skewers J-LOW!!!

[markydefad]

Beware America!!!! :evil:

Tonight, J-LOW & Ben Asslick launch their campaign to promote their dud "Gigli" flick. Talk about a baaaad title!!! :evil:

In their first joint interview, Ben is gonna persuade America that J-LOW is really just "Jenny From The Block" not a "nasty mean-spirited BEE-ATCH"!!!!! Her bad rep is gettin' in the way of their winning the hearts of movie fans...soooo a little schmoozing with Pat O'Brien tonight is planned. :evil:

DON'T BELIEVE A WORD!!!! DON"T SPEND A DIME ON THEIR CRAPPY MOVIES!!!! :evil:

[HustleBaby]

Don't worry Marky, I won't spend one red cent on that ridiculous worth of film. It's just another crappy way of promoting their relationship. I wouldn't watch it if it was on network tv - and that's free! I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one wondering where they came up with that "Gigli" title :-????? The only Gigli that I knew was a Italian couture designer "Romeo Gigli".

*DISCO DELIGHT*

[markydefad]

Hey HB,

"Gigli" is Mr. Asslick's character's last name in the flick. It's pronounced "Ghee-lee" but Americans are gonna say "2 for GIGLY" IF they purchase tickets, I fear. :x

J-LOW was pictured as a sweet simple little girlfirend cooking pollo, rice & beans for her man. AHHHHHH.....pass me the barfbag. :evil: :roll: :evil: :roll:

[Outsider]

Marky, today I committed what you might think is the ultimate sin: I won a picture of J-Lo at the Orange County Fair. In this picture, her back is to the camera (she's looking over her left shoulder), and she's wearing nothing but an extremely short miniskirt that doesn't completely cover her ass. I don't know why I picked that picture (it was at a dart game). I'm not a fan of either her music or her acting. My fiancee doesn't care that I picked it.

:evil:

[paul]

Originally Posted by Outsider

Marky, today I committed what you might think is the ultimate sin: I won a picture of J-Lo at the Orange County Fair. In this picture, her back is to the camera (she's looking over her left shoulder), and she's wearing nothing but an extremely short miniskirt that doesn't completely cover her ass. I don't know why I picked that picture (it was at a dart game). I'm not a fan of either her music or her acting. My fiancee doesn't care that I picked it.

:evil:

OK, let me repeat. It's that assssss Outsider, that azzzzz. Search your feelings, you know this to be true :)

[Outsider]

Originally Posted by paul

OK, let me repeat. It's that assssss Outsider, that azzzzz. Search your feelings, you know this to be true :)

It must be. Seriously, Paul, I don't know what posessed me to get that picture. But I have to admit it's one of the better pictures I've seen of her (and it's not because of what she's not wearing either). Maybe I do think she's hot-looking but don't realize it. By the way, that's not a miniskirt she's wearing, it's panties (my fiancee pointed this out). You will definitely like this picture.

:evil:

[paul]

Now I'm really curious. I must have missed that picture. If you have a jpeg feel free to send it

[Outsider]

Originally Posted by paul

Now I'm really curious. I must have missed that picture. If you have a jpeg feel free to send it

I don't have a scanner so I can't send it to you by e-mail. But I wouldn't be surprised if there is a website with this picture. It has to be one most provocative celebrity pictures I've ever seen. If J-Lo had worn less she would have really been naked.

:evil:

[Outsider]

Paul, I found that picture of J-Lo on the internet. Click here to see it.

:evil:

[paul]

Oh yeah. We're talkin' some goood eatin' there :P
I have seen that picture before. Thanks for getting it.
Sorry Boodi, Salma is still my #1 though :lol:

[Outsider]

Originally Posted by paul

Oh yeah. We're talkin' some goood eatin' there :P
I have seen that picture before. Thanks for getting it.
Sorry Boodi, Salma is still my #1 though :lol:

I knew you would like it.

:evil:

[markydefad]

Paul, are you a "butt licker"???? :lol:

"Good eatin'" would imply that!!???

I'm just askin'!!!!!!

[paul]

Originally Posted by markydefad

Paul, are you a "butt licker"???? :lol:

"Good eatin'" would imply that!!???

I'm just askin'!!!!!!

I don't wanna be a freak
But I can't help myself
I don't wanna be a freak
But I can't help myself... :D

[markydefad]

GOOD ANSWER!!!!!! :lol:

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

[markydefad]

In a summer full of cinematic turds... what may be the biggest turd of them all, has yet to drop into the toilet!!! :P

Read on MacDuff:

NEW LOW, J-LO

By ANTONELLA LAZZERI
in Los Angeles

FILM critics have branded J-Lo and Ben Affleckís new film a ìtotal disasterî which is destined to bomb at the box office.

Gigli has had reviewers sniggering in the aisles at the ìlaughable dialogue and ludicrous plotî.

In the film J-Lo plays a lesbian assassin who is seduced by hitman Affleck.

One critic said: ìIt has the feel of a straight to video film. There were a lot of rumours from the set that it was a terrible movie ó and it is.î

The couple fell for each in real life while filming the movie.

But on screen, their sexual chemistry is said to be seriously lacking.

Another critic said: ìAffleck is just totally miscast and J-Lo is just awful.î

In one scene J-Lo, 33, tries to seduce Affleck, 30, by laying on a bed and telling him: ìItís turkey time!î

When he asks: ìWhat?î, she replies: ìCome on, gobble, gobbleî.

One reviewer said: ìThere was J-Lo with her legs wide open trying to look sexy and then she opens her mouth and spoils it!

ìIt was possibly the worst line ever said in a movie.î

The film has already undergone extensive reshooting after early previews showed audiences found the ending unbelievable.

But even J-Lo diehards will be disappointed. In the only sex scene she keeps her robe on.

And gay rights groups are incensed that J-Loís character starts off as a lesbian but goes straight ó thanks to Affleck.
A labour
of luvvie

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I'm just warnin' ya (thanks, Jeffy)