"South Park" skewers J-LOW!!!

[markydefad]

OK, I've left J-LOW alone for a whole month. Now I've gotta share some more dirt.

"CLEANUP WOMAN"

We're sick of her, too, at this point, but wait till you hear the latest. Jennifer Lopez is cleaning house--not the zillion-dollar one she bought with her beau, Ben Affleck, but metaphorically. First she canned her publicist, then her agent (she now joins Julia, Cameron and Sandra at CAA) and now Benny Medina, the member of her management team who essentially created her diva image--and helped dePuffify her after the infamous P. Diddy nightclub shoot-out.

"Ben's been getting a little tired of all the attention and the reaction to all of the attention," says an understandably nameless--and of course perfectly disinterested--source from the Lopez camp. "At the beginning, it was cool and didn't really bother him, but now he thinks it's negative for the both of them." Well, can't have that. Worse yet, Ben's friends are backing away. "Matt (Damon) is in no way as close as he used to be," says this source. That Jezebel!

With the two movies the couple made together en route to theaters, J. Lo

now needs a more likable persona.

And she may have another agenda. Sources say she was miffed when the ex-publicist, Alan Nierob, recently began repping rival bootylicious diva Beyonce' Knowles. "She's worried and for good reason," says a Hollywood talent agent. "Beyonce' is younger and much more pleasant to deal with." J. Lo can't change her age, but what about an attitiude transplant?


Now this lovely little life-affirming item comes not from the Enquirer, the Star, the Globe, People, or EW...

BUT FROM NEWSWEEK!!!!!!!!


Ya see, it ain't only me. :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol:

[markydefad]

OK, I've left J-LOW alone for a whole month. Now I've gotta share some more dirt.

"CLEANUP WOMAN"

We're sick of her, too, at this point, but wait till you hear the latest. Jennifer Lopez is cleaning house--not the zillion-dollar one she bought with her beau, Ben Affleck, but metaphorically. First she canned her publicist, then her agent (she now joins Julia, Cameron and Sandra at CAA) and now Benny Medina, the member of her management team who essentially created her diva image--and helped dePuffify her after the infamous P. Diddy nightclub shoot-out.

"Ben's been getting a little tired of all the attention and the reaction to all of the attention," says an understandably nameless--and of course perfectly disinterested--source from the Lopez camp. "At the beginning, it was cool and didn't really bother him, but now he thinks it's negative for the both of them." Well, can't have that. Worse yet, Ben's friends are backing away. "Matt (Damon) is in no way as close as he used to be," says this source. That Jezebel!

With the two movies the couple made together en route to theaters, J. Lo

now needs a more likable persona.

And she may have another agenda. Sources say she was miffed when the ex-publicist, Alan Nierob, recently began repping rival bootylicious diva Beyonce' Knowles. "She's worried and for good reason," says a Hollywood talent agent. "Beyonce' is younger and much more pleasant to deal with." J. Lo can't change her age, but what about an attitiude transplant?


Now this lovely little life-affirming item comes not from the Enquirer, the Star, the Globe, People, or EW...

BUT FROM NEWSWEEK!!!!!!!!


Ya see, it ain't only me. :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol:

[markydefad]

OK, I've left J-LOW alone for a whole month. Now I've gotta share some more dirt.

"CLEANUP WOMAN"

We're sick of her, too, at this point, but wait till you hear the latest. Jennifer Lopez is cleaning house--not the zillion-dollar one she bought with her beau, Ben Affleck, but metaphorically. First she canned her publicist, then her agent (she now joins Julia, Cameron and Sandra at CAA) and now Benny Medina, the member of her management team who essentially created her diva image--and helped dePuffify her after the infamous P. Diddy nightclub shoot-out.

"Ben's been getting a little tired of all the attention and the reaction to all of the attention," says an understandably nameless--and of course perfectly disinterested--source from the Lopez camp. "At the beginning, it was cool and didn't really bother him, but now he thinks it's negative for the both of them." Well, can't have that. Worse yet, Ben's friends are backing away. "Matt (Damon) is in no way as close as he used to be," says this source. That Jezebel!

With the two movies the couple made together en route to theaters, J. Lo

now needs a more likable persona.

And she may have another agenda. Sources say she was miffed when the ex-publicist, Alan Nierob, recently began repping rival bootylicious diva Beyonce' Knowles. "She's worried and for good reason," says a Hollywood talent agent. "Beyonce' is younger and much more pleasant to deal with." J. Lo can't change her age, but what about an attitiude transplant?


Now this lovely little life-affirming item comes not from the Enquirer, the Star, the Globe, People, or EW...

BUT FROM NEWSWEEK!!!!!!!!


Ya see, it ain't only me. :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol:

[paul]

But the ass Marky...that assss. That makes up for so much :lol:
Anyway, I huess I just don't keep up with this stuff the way I used to but Beyonce is another "Diva" hottie with a get you sprung ass?

[HustleBaby]

Marky

I've had enough with J-LoHo and Ben already. Every damn day its either them or Brad and Jennifer - I can't stand them either :evil: ! Yesterday, the E channnel went on and on about the pink diamond ring and chinchilla coat that Ben bought her. If that wasn't enough, they dedicated a show for them called "It's Good To Be Ben" good grief :x !! They claim that she turned Ben from a typical Boston Boy into a distinguished, well-dressed gentleman :roll: .

Anyway I was wondering if you can tell me something about Paul Walker (The Fast & The Furious). He is one of the most gawwwwwwwwwwwwgeous blonds of all time :P !!!!!
I'm usually attracted to men with dark hair/eyes but damn - he makes Brad Pitt look like sh*t.

*DELIGHTFUL*

[HustleBaby]

I forgot to add that it will be refreshing to see another face other than J-LoHo and I'm sick and tired :x of hearing about her ass and this so called insurance that she has on it :evil: !!
There is no playa hatin' here its just that there are a lot of sistahs out there in Hollywood and all over the world that posess the same curves and BETTER exp..Beyonce, Viveca, Sanaa.N, Tyra Banks, Mary J, Lisa Raye and the list goes on. To all of those bullshit people in Hollywood, her butt maybe the next big thing since digital cameras and remote controls but to the sistahs, we don't see the big hoopla :-? :roll: :-? ????? - especially since we had these curves since the beginning of time .

*DISCO DELIGHT*

[paul]

Originally Posted by paul

But the ass Marky...that assss. That makes up for so much :lol:
Anyway, I huess I just don't keep up with this stuff the way I used to but Beyonce is another "Diva" hottie with a get you sprung ass?

So what the fuck was I sayin' :lol:
OK, I was busy at work and didn't bother to review what I typed so let me copy, paste and fix.

But that ass Marky...that assss. That makes up for so much :lol:
Anyway, I guess I just don't keep up with this stuff the way I used to but is Beyonce another "Diva" hottie with a ass that gets you sprung?

[paul]

Originally Posted by HustleBaby

I forgot to add that it will be refreshing to see another face other than J-LoHo and I'm sick and tired :x of hearing about her ass and this so called insurance that she has on it :evil: !!
There is no playa hatin' here its just that there are a lot of sistahs out there in Hollywood and all over the world that posess the same curves and BETTER exp..Beyonce, Viveca, Sanaa.N, Tyra Banks, Mary J, Lisa Raye and the list goes on. To all of those bullshit people in Hollywood, her butt maybe the next big thing since digital cameras and remote controls but to the sistahs, we don't see the big hoopla :-? :roll: :-? ????? - especially since we had these curves since the beginning of time .

*DISCO DELIGHT*

Hey Delight,
Ask your Aunts about Bo Dereks Corn Rows from the movie "Ten." Is was a similar kinda thing back then.
As for J-Lo, she's gotta market her ass-ets while the gettin' is good. Oops :oops:

[HustleBaby]

Originally Posted by paul

Hey Delight,
Ask your Aunts about Bo Dereks Corn Rows from the movie "Ten." Is was a similar kinda thing back then.
As for J-Lo, she's gotta market her ass-ets while the gettin' is good. Oops :oops:

Hi Paul

I don't know a black woman who dosen't like Bo Derek. When the movie "10" came out, cornrow braids became the "Bo Derek" hairstyle - talk about a smack in our face! All of a sudden, cornrows were "beautiful", "exotic" and "sexy". Just like our curves, braids were OURS since the Egyptian and Ethiopian civilizations. It's funny when women of other races have braids and butts its exotic and ACCEPTED. Does full lips ring a bell? And they have the nerve to mention Kelly Le Brock and Angelina Jolie :roll: ! Their lips are not attractive its too puckered, swollen and UGLY!

I was told that back in the 70's and early 80's that our braids were deemed militant, too ethnic, anti-establishment, defiant . As a matter of fact, sistahs was told that if you go for a job interview, DON'T WEAR BRAIDS! After you get the job, then you can sport your do'. The black woman's shape were always seen as something negative, lustful, sleazy, sordid etc...but IMO, its intimidating as hell. Society WILL NEVER give a sistah her props that is why Bo Derek was given the credit for OUR braids and J-LoHo is given credit for OUR shapes - now that's what I call playa hatin'!

J-LoHo its time to go I'm so sick of seeing her it makes me gag! I can't wait until she becomes a has been. Beyonce need to take her place because:
1.She's prettier
2.She has a better shape
3.She can SING*******
4.She has a better attitude

*DISCO DELIGHT*

[markydefad]

More dirt on Miiss LOW:




Jennifer Lopez's Very Odd Obsession
J.Lo is obsessed with toilets. That's the official word from the sleuths at Los Angeles Magazine who scoured numerous newspapers nationwide to arrive at this weird conclusion.


In the Los Angeles Magazine article, which was cleverly titled "J. Loo," the conclusion is this: "The headline-hogging actress and singer is both infatuated with and flummoxed by matters of the bathroom." And that statement is supported by the following:
--When J.Lo attended a Red Sox-Angels game in L.A. in May she demanded and received a special stadium bathroom that was "roped off for her privacy."
--Ben Affleck reportedly designed a special toilet seat just for his betrothed that was "inlaid with ruby, sapphire, pearls, and a diamond at a cost of more than $100,000." For a potty.


And this, too:
--While attending the British premiere of "Maid In Manhattan," Lopez demanded that the loo be shut down to the public and given solely to her for her personal use.
--When J.Lo visited a bathroom in a Beverly Hills Starbucks, she pronounced the toilet paper to be too coarse.

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Ah poor Miss LOW--her tushie is sooooooo sensitive. I guess that's why she's hooked up with BEN ASSLICK!!!! :P

[markydefad]

Bernie,

Something is totally screwed up in this post. :x

I'm sorry for all these duplicate postings...but it keeps saying the post failed...so I kept trying.

But then when I go to edit/delete the duplicates out--there is no option to do that!!! Since I'm the original poster, I should be able to delete--but I can't.

Feel free to get rid of the duplicates, if you want. :oops:

[Bernie]

Marky,

Zapped the dupes. I had a previous post of mine hang for a bit and then it went through just fine. It seems that even though the post hangs or gives an error it actually posts. Go figure.

[markydefad]

Bernie,

Everything I've posted since you went down earlier...says "the post failed"...something about "debug"...but in reality ...they all have gone through!!!

[paul]

As I said before Marky.........It's that azzzzz.
I guess she wants to make sure there are no "Chester The Molesters" out there with spy cams getting a picture of her ass. Getting a real good picture of that naked ass will be harder than finding WMDs :lol:

[Bernie]

Originally Posted by paul

As I said before Marky.........It's that azzzzz.
I guess she wants to make sure there are no "Chester The Molesters" out there with spy cams getting a picture of her ass. Getting a real good picture of that naked ass will be harder than finding WMDs :lol:

Yeah, but that ass is a weapon of mass destruction!