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[remicks]

Originally Posted by markydefad

remmy, you little thief!!!

I found the Playgirl & it's competitor Viva in a bookstore near college in the early Seventies also. I would have to buy something respectable like --oh, People--and put that on top of the stack and then carry it up to the clerk. I prayed the clerk was a woman--less embarrassing than dealing with a straight guy when you are buying ladies mags with naked mens in them!!!!

Then in the same era that I discovered After Dark, I sent for Colt Studio brochures--now that was what I'd been looking for!!!! I still have them in my little memory box of shame.

I never seemed to "buy" .....just look!! Sort of the same way I came unto my drugs ...
I wasn't a "buyer" .... no money !! .... but luckily many people insisted on sharing !!

One more story

So my family and I are visiting Grandma & Grandpa in Long Beach and my brother and I were always ones to venture off seeking adventure .
Well up the street , it was trash day and what's this .... next to this one can right on the sidewalk , was a huge heap of well-kept Playboy magazines . Years worth... an adolescent's mother lode of a dream come true!! Just sitting there!

Now, there was no way we were just going to leave those to be tossed or grabbed by someone else ......but what to do ?? Well, we simply decided we would load them in the back of the family station wagon and somehow hide them until we got them safely home !
And that's what we did ...it took more than one trip to secretly load them all !!

How we pulled off hiding them ??? I don't know, with our suitcases ??

My Dad never busted us about them ... and so they spent years hidden in the back of my closet only to be brought out on special occasions.

Ya he was pretty cool guy.

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afterthought :

As with all faded memories ......the more one reflects the more it sort of pieces more clearly together. Our family car was a Chevy Impala Station Wagon ....the type with the bench seat that unfolded to face backwards. In that well it could be folded flat into was also the seat's leg room which also served as additional space to stash things . We didn't have a full load of people that trip so we weren't using the seat , nor did we have the travel cage for our pet monkey (yes we had a pet monkey) because she wasn't with us that time, so we had access to that hidden compartment . My brother and I took the calculated risk that once we had those magazines inside there , we could get our cache home without anyone discovering it. It was an exciting lesson in life experience .... this one being "with risks you sometimes reap reward "!!

Now whether my pops actually found them in there ..... .....
but I do know they resided in my closet for many years with nary a word . ( I guess there was hope seen there of lil' remicks' more natural urges! )


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[markydefad]

Originally Posted by SandraDee

I'm afraid I'm a little jaded when it comes to porn 'cos I've shared a house with a pornographer for years & the pictures are all over the house all the time. Don't get me wrong, I still find some of it exciting but familiarity breeds contempt... I swear fully clothed hot men often turn me on more than bare bodily parts alot of the time. Am I weird? Also, the last time I visited a porn site I saw a man with an ass just like one of those baboons you see on wildlife programs (what's THAT all about??) & I've lost enthusiasm for that site I can tell you.

Oh SanDee I know what you mean--the advent of the pumped ass-prolapses on these young guys in their twenties!!!! Shocking!!! But I like to watch.

Chance the Gardener:" I like to watch." ("Being There"/1979)

[discokicks]

Sheesh...I mention one song in this thread and it unleashes a flurry of good, ol' horny past references to porn-finding! (Good thing I didn't mention the Boystown Gang's lengthy Cruisin' The Streets!)

I'd never trade those exciting, hand-trembling, secretive exploits of porn hunting from my youth...ahh the hidden pleasures with some of those treasures! Internet porn is so easy...so disposable...so...

I'll never forget that time when my oldest sister (R.I.P. ) showed her first Playgirl magazine at a family gathering. She and her husband were a bit hip and edgey back then in the early 70s and as she passed around the magazine and pointed out this guy's shiny bits (everyone laughed because it looked like it had been polished), my 12-year old eyes were wider than saucers. Needless to say, other visits to her house had me secretly looking for that Playgirl pleasure...December '73...oh what a sight...

[remicks]

Originally Posted by SandraDee

I'm afraid I'm a little jaded when it comes to porn 'cos I've shared a house with a pornographer for years & the pictures are all over the house all the time.

Just leave all excesses out by the trash ....I'll swing by!!

What's a "pornographer" exactly ???

Don't get me wrong, I still find some of it exciting but familiarity breeds contempt... I swear fully clothed hot men often turn me on more than bare bodily parts alot of the time. Am I weird? .

It was like that living in Waikiki .....no one wore a shirt .... beautiful bodies galore ...surfers! ... 24/7

It got: old hat !!!


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[SandraDee]

Originally Posted by remicks

What's a "pornographer" exactly ???

He puts together porn magazines.

[drlove]

that's a funny Frankie Valli reference, discokicks:

December '73...oh what a sight...
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[remicks]

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MACHISMO perhaps ?!!

I'd never trade those exciting, hand-trembling, secretive exploits of porn hunting from my youth...ahh the hidden pleasures with some of those treasures! Internet porn is so easy...so disposable...so...

I'll never forget that time when my oldest sister (R.I.P. ) showed her first Playgirl magazine at a family gathering. She and her husband were a bit hip and edgey back then in the early 70s and as she passed around the magazine and pointed out this guy's shiny bits (everyone laughed because it looked like it had been polished), my 12-year old eyes were wider than saucers. Needless to say, other visits to her house had me secretly looking for that Playgirl pleasure...December '73...oh what a sight...

Wow, I could never imagine that scene in my family Absolute prudes ... we were .... !!!!

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[drlove]

My mom (adoptive) was old enough to be my grandmother, so I think she was a bit bewildered why I kept "borrowing" her hardback of The Godfather (1969). Let's just say the equisitely-detailed description of Sonny Corleone's pkg (and its subsequent physical effect on me) made me realize that not all boys are meant to grow up and marry girls. Thanks Mario Puzo !!!

[discokicks]

Originally Posted by remicks

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Wow, I could never imagine that scene in my family Absolute prudes ... we were .... !!!!

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Kinda funny actually considering we come from a stodgy, conservative British background. But it must be true...Canada's liberalism and loosey-goosey attitudes is corruptive!!!

[markydefad]

Originally Posted by SandraDee

He puts together porn magazines.

Anything I'd know????? Hmmmmm...... any samples available???

I probably shouldn't mention this--but since I'm on a roll today --I saw the name of somebody who posts here--as the "custodian of records" for an English porn company--BulldogXXX Now it may be just be a coincidence of same names--but I've been curious if it's the same person? I better not say who.