Celebrity Gossip

[PhyllisHyman]

You lot are such gossips! So much so that I recommend you go to http://www.popbitch.com and sign up for their news letter, and check their archives. You seem like their kinda people

[jack]

with a name like "popbitch" how can u go wrong ???? thanks for the site info..will be checking in !

[markydefad]

Hey PH,



Now is that a putdown or a helpful hint, hmmm? Well, judging from the fact that you know about that site, I'd say you're probably one of us gossip-mongers too, right?



If so, spread some poop here. Noone seems to want to play except Boodi & Jussi & Paul ( although I got a feeling others are reading it).



Are we too politically incorrect?



Hmmm...I'm just askin'!!!!!!!

[Boodikka]

Heh-heh, the items the Goddess brings forth to you are but mere tidbits, appetizers.....you haven't heard real dirt from me yet. Only Jussi has given the down and dirty (pardon the pun).

I'm familiar with Popbitch.....OK, so who doesn't know Pink is a switch-hitter? If I want the dirty-dirties, Filth To Go gives 'em, I daresay.

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[markydefad]

Yeah, but Boodi, Billy Masters always couches his best stuff in that blind item shit ( except I think that "Dawson's Creek" item you mentioned about Shipp & Van der beek was in his column, right?)



Hey, the celebs we're gossiping about are overpaid, spoiled rotten folks who have people to cater to their every whim and tell them how fabulous they are all day long. They make millions, are given every piece of clothing or anything imaginable for free, and basically feel their shit doesn't stink. They feel they can bully anyone who attempts to get at the truth about their phony relationships with million dollar lawsuits, etc. Therefore, I feel it's fair game to prick their little balloons of pomposity any time they give us a chance. I mean we ain't being catty about Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson now, are we?



Hmmm...I'm just askin'????



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[JussiK]

A mate who astutely befriends celebs and works in the industry says:



Richard Gere - queer. Wanted to be escorted to the sleaziest homo joints in London during the promotion tour of LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR.

Keanu Reeves - extremely straight. He also partied here in Finland like possessed, leering horribly at strippers and gettng all sweaty and oiled.

Emma Thompson - swings wildly back and forth. His former hubby has decided to stick with his old boyfriends.

Dolly Parton - dyke. But that's hardly a shocking revelation is it?

[paul]

On 2002-01-10 09:44, JussiK wrote:

...Dolly Parton - dyke. But that's hardly a shocking revelation is it?

It is to me.

My sister who usually keeps up with the rumors is going through a tough time now so her mind really isn't on this right now.

[HustleBaby]

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On 2002-01-09 16:03, Boodikka wrote:

Pink is a switch-hitter?



BOODIKKA,

I don't mean to ask a "dumb" question but what is a "switch hitter"?



JUSSIK,

Dolly Parton is a lesbian? This is the first time that I've ever heard this.



These are some rumors that I've heard

TRUE OR UNTRUE:

1.Puff Daddy is bisexual. He was supposedly seen with several transvestites.

2.Jeniffer Lopez's stripper husband is gay and that their marriage was arranged.

3.Ricky Martin is gay. He is currently dating a beauty paegent winner from South America. But many say she is a front. I hope he isn't because he's sooooo sexxxxxyyyy!

4.Whitney Houston is cracked out and had a near death experience(overdose).

5.Julia Roberts "ditched" gorrrrgeous Benjamin Bratt as soon as she got her oscar for Erin Brokovich". In other words, he wasn't good enough for her anymore.



*DISCO DELIGHT*

[PhyllisHyman]

Marky

Any gossip I have would be about c-list soap stars from the UK which would be of no interest to you (it's not of much interest even to me!).

But for the record:

Whitney = dyke

Ricky Martin = gay

Enrique Ingesias = gay (but only in my dreams unless someone has info to the contrary)

Story 1

Cher arriving in London. 2 minutes away from the Lanesborough Hotel where they've put in a gym especially for her use. She turns to **** and says "You know I'm tired of staying there. I want to stay at the Dorchester". She gets her wish and they have to shift a whole gym across Park Lane to keep her happy.

2. Years ago on Fleetwood Mac tours they had a tent-type-thing on stage. A prop - no. Inside the tent there was a towel on the floor. The reason being that every so often S N**ks would go in and have coke blown up her arse by an "assistant". Nice work if you can get it..

I can imagine Dolly being a dyke. Doen't she see her "husband" like once a year?



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[Boodikka]

Paul, I hope all is well with your sister, hon.

Jussi, Emma Thompson is like a parody of the predatory aging bisexual woman....that whole story about her and the model Michaela de la Couer is something.....

Hustle, "switch hitter" denotes bisexual, as in "batting from both sides of home plate". It aptly applies to the yummy Pink, her anorexic friend Christina Aguilera, Whitney Houston, Julia Roberts, Stevie Nicks (voracious and indiscreet)....well, if I continue, Bernie will run out of bandwidth.

Oh, and if we want to talk about drug abuse, well, Macy Gray has more needles stuck into her than a Christmas Pine. Robert Downey, Jr. laughs at her lack of self-control. :grin:

Dolly Parton is a bigger country dyke than K.D. Lang.

Ricky Martin has always been Living La Vida Pato.

Phyllis, I love Britcoms, Eastenders, etc...if you have any dirty-dirties, bring 'em.



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[markydefad]

Delightful,



A "switch-hitter" is a baseball term--the gist of it is that a person plays for both teams--in other words--bi-sexual.



The Dolly Parton rumor is pretty common knowledge. It's been in the tabloids and I've even seen interviewers ask her about it. She denies it in her country-gal charming way...but it persists.



Ricky Martin, according to my Puerto Rican friends is definitely a gay boy...but since his big thrust into stardom, has been in a quandry about whether to reveal or not to reveal. Until they catch him in a restroom a la George Michael...he's gonna keep on being evasive. More important for him would be to get some better songs and to refrain from performing at any more Republican presidential ceremonies.



Julia Roberts cracks me up...she's like a female Warren Beatty...love'em and leave 'em.



Please tell me Puff Daddy is not gay. I personally don't want him on my team...has he got the Eddie Murphy tranny-fever?



It sure looks like Whitney Houston is in full crackpipe meltdown mode...too bad. Is Bobby Brown gay then if Whitney is a lesbian?

[PhyllisHyman]

Don't start me on Eastenders! One of the most macho characters from there who has now disappeared to Spain is one of the boys. And the woman with the best earrings ever is one of the girls (but that's common knowledge). Have you seen the stuff about Peggy's screen daughter who is such a gak head that she has no septrum? Well publicised over here but I feel it it should be shared.

[PhyllisHyman]

Forgot to say, in the bar tonight they had Topgun on with text. best line was "I want some butts" by the boss guy.

Oh, by the way I'm off to see Marlena Shaw Wednesday week at the Jazz Cafe. Any requests?

[paul]

On 2002-01-11 12:30, Boodikka wrote:

Paul, I hope all is well with your sister, hon.



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Thanks Boodi. I'm doing all a brother can do.

Hey, I saw a picture of Mariah Carey at the check out stand on one of those National Enquirer type rags. Looks like she porked up a little bit. Is that why she's losing it?

[Jeff H]

Nah, Marky: It's not that the rest of us are too politically correct to play along--it's just that you guys on the coasts have all the good dirt! And I sure am lovin' reading it!!!



And I second your comment about Puff Diddly: I don't WANT him on our team! What a hack. Like Will Smith, has this guy ever had an original thought in his life?



Is it OK to admit that I thought the tidbit about "Flash" and "Dawson" sounds kinda HOT?!!



As for one of the comments about Kelly McGillis (sorry; can't recall who made it): I'm uncomfortable with her being called "dumb" for making out with a woman in a bar. Come out and stay out of that closet, girl! (It's not like she has much of a career to lose these days anyway.) "Dumb" is playing the kinds of games that Rosie and the Cruisers play. (And yes, I realize I might feel differently if I had a multimillion-dollar career at stake.)



But how come I haven't read the name "Travolta" here? Or is that one just TOO obvious...?!