A FUNNY THING HAPPENED IN THE DISCO

[QUINNY]

Just for some light relief, any really amusing anecdotes of events that took place in the disco you were either working in or just happened to be in at the time?

My own story is this. It was '76 in Puerto Alcudia, Mallorca, Spain,and it was the busiest night of the year. I was the DJ at the only Disco in town, Discoteca Stamp and it was a hot 'n' steamy Saturday night. Many, many local Spaniards were in the Disco that night for their once a year Disco jaunt. At two opposing corners of the dance floor were two circular pedestals that were glass topped and had lights underneath. Quite often people would get up on these things and shake their bootys, only this night was to be slightly different. The night was heaving, the music was pumping and everyone was having a great time, when a middle aged local Spanish guy got up onto one of these pedestals and started to dance with a girl tourist. Nothing untoward there, except before any one could do anything he whipped out his dick and started pissing whilst dancing in a circular motion (rather like a garden sprinkler) to enormous howls and cheers of delight from all assembled.
Perhaps a little tacky but you had to be there, it was truly hilarious.

[nrgbeat]

Did he piss on the girl and give her a golden shower????

[DanceMan]

Since the discoteques were my second home both for entertainment/dancing, working in one (anybody in the NY Area remember a club called EXPERIMENT 4 ?) as well as having been a disco promo man....I have many experiences, many of them very wild, and many too "vivid" to relate here....one I will was at the River Club discoteque on West Street when they had a Steam theme evening featuring a tightrope and strip dancers and one of them, my friend, Tray Christopher, who shot P-films using the name, Christopher Rage, grabbed me from the crowd and tried to simulate a little action to whet your whistle.."NO, I don't think so, g-friend," is what I said at the time. As flattered as I was, and Chris was a hottie, I opted for the security of the hot, sweaty and rippling torsos down on the dance floor....the next guy he pulled up wasn't as quick to pull away and the STEAM really took of from there.....if anyone was there that night, or at any other of the late Steve Cohn's private parties, kindly let me know...(don't lead me to believe that I am the oldest guy in this room.....however possible that might be!)

[Funky Dude]

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW GROSS!!!!!

If it were my discotech, I'd have that bloke kicked out.

I guess he must be a footballer :lol: . In Australia our yobbo Rugby/AFL footy players get up to all sorts of mischief, I've heard a story that a drunken footy team was taking a plane to some city in Australia and they were being total dickheads and were pissing in the aisle of the plane, you could just imagine the poor pilots having to put up with the smell and piss flowing into the cockpit. BLOODY OAF!!!