Did Anyone Watch the Anna Nicole Show?

[sutnop]

The Cameraman must have a feat

All that flesh
:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

Just joking

Haven't seen it
however it must be better then the Osborne's
since Ozzy Osborne is just some well person who makes a lot of bad noise

while Anna Nicole Smith
was the Swimsuit Model
And has a an acting carrear along greats as Lieslie Nielsen......

The show must be really funny
did she try to masterbate in the bathtub
or in the shower??

Did they air it?

[markydefad]

NO, Sutnop...

Anna Nicole just told the cameraman and US, the viewers, that she was horny and wanted to go home and masturbate cause she hadn't had time to do it that morning. (She told Howard Stern, the Shock Jock NOT her lawyer, that she had plenty of large toys at home). She also said she hadn't had sex in TWO years. Then in the limo on the way home from the Guess party, said she wanted to go to an orgy. Oh, and in one of the homes she toured (she was just looking to RENT, by the way, NOT PURCHASE), she jumped on their pink bed and made like Ann-Margret (note spelling) in "Tommy" rolling around in the baked beans with the giant log pillow between her legs. Well, almost. She grabbed the headboard of the bed and started writhing like he was riding ...what...a love rollercoaster???!!!!

I wonder if anyone was playing the "Love Theme from Flashdance" by Helen St. John in the background???? Hmmmmm???? :lol:

[sutnop]

it seems like a lot of
intruiging things that happend in such a short time

no wonder Days of our Lives and Sunset beach (the shows I hate beyond anything) are having trouble keeping up

Personally I am all for these new types of shows if they will wipe out the latter ones.....

Where I come from the whole docu-soap thing is getting sort of '5 minutes ago'

to use a famous remark

So The Producers have killed the shows themselves.....

The most popular show which was about people living and working in a bar.... interacting live with audience and sort being super-celeberties over a night
got killed when the producers moved it to a far off ghetto....
and made conditions nearly unbearable and brought in a huge variety of guests.....

The producers say know that they only want to produce meaningful shows like

Lets make the new Spice Girls
or lets make the new S Club
or Brittney

meaning they have noticed that if they combine the Amateur acting into a music carrear the big hype can enable them to sell records like down priced coke in Hollywood.....

[DISCODISK]

i saw some clips this morning from annas show broadcast last night u.s t.v i can only say the transformation of anna into BO-PEEP was "truly staggering",i can only hope the critics will get off her case and treat her with the respect a true star like her deserves! :grin:

[markydefad]

I haven't seen all of the second episode yet--I taped and the tape ran out before the end...so I'll post later on this week's shenanigans. Anna does hire a very gay interior decorator, named Bobby Trendy (his last name!!!) and she has an arm-punching match (Slug Bug, who knew???!!!) with her butch assistant Kim. They hit each other every time they spot a VW as they drive. Anna doesn't recognize the new VW's and accuses Kim of lying. Anna gets REAL pissed!!!!! Strange ...BUT TRUE!!! :lol:

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[DanceMan]

Sutnop:

Why do you hate Days of Our Lives....? It is a bit far out there for a soap at times, but the acting is tops and the characters like any good entertainment show pull you away from the humdrum of reality for an hour a day...They always seem to be shunned at the Daytime Emmys because of jealousy and clout at the bigger networks, those are the only genuine reason for being overlooked...I have been watching "Days" since 1982 when I started to go sour on Erica Kane and Company and I have been loyal ever since....I think you should go back and give it a try...

[markydefad]

Last night on Conan O'Brien--he was doing one of his "if they mated" segments, where they show two celebrity's photos and then merge them to see what their offspring would look like.

Last night, they split screened Britney Spears with Old Fat Bastard from "Austin Powers"

The spawn=







Anna Nicole Smith!!!!! :razz:

[Jeff H]

Dance Man:

It sounds like you're into soaps. I used to be, but I stopped taping/watching on a daily basis when they canceled "Santa Barbara." I now wonder where I found the time to watch a soap very night!

But I might have to get back into the routine, since I heard the news that beginning Aug. 26, "Guiding Light" will have a new cast member: Joan Collins! :lol:

It has to be at least as entertaining as watching Anna Nicole play Slug Bug!

[markydefad]

On 2002-08-14 13:12, Jeff H wrote:
It has to be at least as entertaining as watching Anna Nicole play Slug Bug!

OOOOHHH, SOOO YOU DID WATCH IT, eh????? :razz:

Mr. Once is Enuf for me, I have better things to do (sniff, sniff) :lol:

[Jeff H]

No, I didn't watch it (to tell you the truth, I totally forgot about it last Sunday)--I just read your post!

Who needs to watch TV at all with you here to give us all the details, Ms. Rona Liz Kmetko?! :lol:

[markydefad]

Well, at least I learned that the punching game has a name--Slug Bug--how cute!!!!

Is that what the simple folk do in the hinterlands these days??? How quaint.

[Jeff H]

Actually, I never even heard of "Slug Bug" until about a year ago when I mentioned "Cruiser Bruiser" to someone, who told me "Slug Bug" was around years before the Chrysler PT Cruiser.

I think both games are popular in St. Olaf.

[markydefad]

And, what, pray tell, is the Cruiser Bruiser???

I heard all the PT Cruisers were being recalled. I think that's the only real news story I've listened to lately.

My life has revolved around "American Idol", "Anna Nicole", "Big Brother", "Sex and the City" and the Disco relay game.

Is that SAD or what????? :razz:

[Jeff H]

On 2002-08-14 14:11, markydefad wrote:
And, what, pray tell, is the Cruiser Bruiser???

I heard all the PT Cruisers were being recalled.

"Cruiser Bruiser" is the same game as "Slug Bug"--you punch someone when you spot a Cruiser. Pretty high-brow entertainment, huh?!

I hadn't heard anything about a Cruiser recall. And I hope you're wrong--that's the kind of car Bob has now. :sad: (Which explains why I know about "Cruiser Bruiser" in the first place.)

[markydefad]

I heard they were being recalled because of some defect. I think the defect was fixable.

I only paid any attention cause I had a client up for a P.T. Cruiser commercial--and I thought well there goes that job!!! :lol: