Cheney's romp in the woods

[remicks]

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We've all heard the probably true rumour that the VP was drunk as a skunk when he shot his friend in the face while playing in the woods .... hence the need to sober up before any investigation could occur .


But the latest GLOBE headlines ( at your local supermarket check-out now ) ...carry the rumours too too far !!! :P :evil:
They say that the reason for the delay was to cover up a little hanky panky Cheney was having during this wildlife adventure .....


This kind of malicious rumour spreading is just ridiculous . :evil: It's just not credible !!

There's just no freakin' way that even the most desperate of chubby-chasing whores would stoop so low as to pretend to be even slightly aroused by that pudgy slime-ball .... much less be willing to suffer the soul damaging trauma of actually having to party down with him !!!

The rag sheet owes her one big apology !!! :P :P :P

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[paul]

I like my rumor better remicks since the romp in the woods involved gay love

[remicks]

Originally Posted by paul

I like my rumor better remicks since the romp in the woods involved gay love

There's just no freakin' way that even the most desperate of chubby-chasing male whores would stoop so low as to pretend to be even slightly aroused by that pudgy slime-ball .... much less be willing to suffer the soul damaging trauma of actually having to party down with him !!! .........

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[paul]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ya but this cabal has done things that normal humans wouldn't consider. Who do you think Guckert/Gannon was doing in the White House? Bush maybe the most half way decent looking guy in the bunch

[Super D]

Hey, they don't call him ' dead-eye dick ' for nothing! :D

super d(motordetroit) 8)

[markydefad]

Yeah, I heard that Deadeye Dick was havin' a weekend romp with the lady that owns that ranch--the one who made the announcement to the press. She's his "mistress." That was one of the reasons for the "DE--LAY" ....along with the booze factor. :oops: :oops: :oops:

I just guess we'll have to ask Lynn Cheney if Dick is cattin' around on her!!!! :-?

That anything "GAY" was happening---seems out of the realm of possibility to me.... but who knows these days? There's just an amazing amount of "closet cases" in that inner White House staff, isn't there??? :roll:

[paul]

So Marky, are you saying you wouldn't be caught dead having a fling with Cheney and his pals :D

[markydefad]

Originally Posted by paul

So Marky, are you saying you wouldn't be caught dead having a fling with Cheney and his pals :D

uh, no. I would have to be pretty desperate--maybe as my "protector" in a prison scenario (I went to prison and Cheney was there too :lol: )---ya know Cheney as the "godfather"--but with that heart-- I don't know how long I could count on his "protection."

:P :P :P :P :P